Vegan Britt is shit tired that everyone thinks vegan and mental illness is the same
Britt Gul Roterud from Kålstad is bored. She's tired. She's exhausted and she's just a little angry. The reason is that Britt, who for many months has now been vegan, is tired of no one understanding the difference between...
DOCTORS WARN: New global virus called ID-10T spreads like wildfire
OSLO: A group of researchers at the Norwegian Centre for Virus and Bacterium are turning on all warning drums and asking Nordic men to stay indoors until Monday, September 32. A new highly infected virus named ID-10T has been...
BREAKING NEWS: Norwegian Thea became the first 4-year-old in history to graduate from sommelier
"Of course we're proud, this is huge. Now Thea will be able to get home so she can sleep out the rapture after a long and demanding exam" says the mother of little Thea Alinora after Thea completed and...
BREAKING NEWS: Fearing a new pandemic. Male (39 years) infected by powerful PC virus.
HORDALAND: A man south of Norway's least popular city Bergen is on Wednesday morning hospitalized with severe pop-up pains and an ugly cough. The man is the first person in the world to have now been detected pc virus....
BREAKING NEWS: You’ll now be fined £960 if you don’t record the dog poop after your dog
Introducing hefty fines for dog poop
The Norwegian Centre for Regulations and Behaviour in Gjøvik has today decided that the police can fine dog owners who do not take up the stool to their four-legged friends. "In high time"comments an...
BREAKING NEWS: Government opens to legalise cocaine for Norwegians who are very shy
The Norwegian government has, after careful consideration, decided to legalise the drug Cocaine. "Wesee that legalizing this drug will be able to help the most shy part of the population loosen up a little"says State Secretary Ludvig Bottolf Punch
Says...
BREAKING NEWS: 9 out of 10 Norwegians enjoy pretending Corona doesn’t exist anymore since after all, it’s nice weather
Summer is here and life is good. The cold is gone, the rain is gone and, not least, the silly Corona virus is gone. That is, it is not gone, but Norwegians most people are content to pretend it...
BREAKING NEWS: Man who said he never gets sunburnt got one-time burn. Must be inside for 3 weeks
A man in his 30s lies at home in his apartment and writhes in pain. The man is severely burned after a day in the sun. The man is known by friends and family to be the one who...
NEW SHOCK DISCOVERY: Large shoal of carnivorous fish in the Oslo fjord. More bathers bitten
The Norwegian Centre for Fish and Sharks reports several cases where residents in Oslo have been bitten to blood by the fish Haisatanus. The fish is originally a deep-water fish, but has now settled for incomprehensible reasons in the...
RESEARCH: Men who fall asleep on the couch are often amazing lovers
The State Center for Interpersonal Relations has researched the connection between falling asleep on the couch and being a god in bed. The conclusion is clear; The more often a man falls asleep on the couch in the early...