A large proportion of migrants have been arrested in recent years for repeatedly trying to smuggle in hopes of a better life to Norway. “We see that many migrants smuggle hope, the desire for a bomb-free everyday life and not least the dream of a better life” says a police officer in the unit group “Throw Out”. It is tasked with evicting migrants who smuggle hopes and dreams

Want an end
to smuggling In recent years, in line with war and poverty, there have been an increase in the number of cases where migrants smuggle in hope to Norway.. “We see that many people think they can smuggle in hope of a life without torture to Norway without being punished. That’s what we have to end.” says Member of Parliament for FRP Lars Baltasar Ut Med You to eAvisa

Hope hopes will disappear
from Norway A number of politicians agree that people from war-torn areas with poverty do not belong in rich and safe Norway. “No, they don’t fit in here. They belong in poverty and war and not in such a rich country as Norway” says a white man of 44 years with extensive NAV support. He hopes the smuggling of hopes and dreams of a safe everyday life disappears from the Norwegian borders

BODØ: Police in Bodø had to move to an address in Bodø on Thursday night after a man had offered to babysit his own children. “The man is severely bruised and has scratch marks on his face after a clearly infuriated wife who, for safety, also had her period” says Police Chief Ante Valente Bott

First
time Furthermore, the police report states that the man has never been alone with his children despite being 4 and 7 years old respectively. “Itmay seem that the man has taken it as a matter of course that he should not look after his own children alone”says the commissioner. He says his wife is still angry and that his wife will have to spend time in custody until she finishes her period

Thought he
was nice. The man now in the hospital thought he was kind when he offered to babysit his own children. “Yes the man is still shocked by the outcome. He thinks his wife should look at him as a good child father who offered to babysit” says the chief of police. He says his wife should now be calmed down and then driven to the psychiatric ward for women with an aggressive attitude

eAvisa follows the case and returns with a comprehensive interview with the wife who had her period

BODØ: Police in Bodø had to move to an address in Bodø on Thursday night after a man had offered to babysit his own children. “The man is severely bruised and has scratch marks on his face after a clearly infuriated wife who, for safety, also had her period” says Police Chief Ante Valente Bott

First
time Furthermore, the police report states that the man has never been alone with his children despite being 4 and 7 years old respectively. “Itmay seem that the man has taken it as a matter of course that he should not look after his own children alone”says the commissioner. He says his wife is still angry and that his wife will have to spend time in custody until she finishes her period

Thought he
was nice. The man now in the hospital thought he was kind when he offered to babysit his own children. “Yes the man is still shocked by the outcome. He thinks his wife should look at him as a good child father who offered to babysit” says the chief of police. He says his wife should now be calmed down and then driven to the psychiatric ward for women with an aggressive attitude

eAvisa follows the case and returns with a comprehensive interview with the wife who had her period

A cute little girl from Bærum has a big wish this summer. The girl who for many weeks has been playing alone in the garden where the anttua stands will so very much like to get a small dog. “I think it’s fun to play with animals. They’re funny when they scream.“smiling the girl who thought it’s fun to burn ants.” Ha ha ha yes it’s fun”laughs the girl before she suddenly stops and looks hard and intensively at a little puppy walking past

I’m
sure the parents will give in The parents of the little girl are both directors and owners of their own company. They are used to compensating for their absence by buying things for their daughter regardless of whether it is completely insane. “Ourlittle girl deserves the best”says her father by phone from London. He hasn’t seen his daughter in weeks and has no idea that his daughter’s favourite pursuit is burning ants in the garden

Want a dog
So now the girl wants a dog. “I want a dog that does exactly as I say and that is cute when it gets hurt”says the girl. She wants a little dog because she thinks big dogs are ugly. “He yes you say the strangest things you little lovely”smiles the mother as she checks the mail on her latest Iphone. Tomorrow it’s out to find a lucky little puppy that’s going to be the little girl’s new toy. Voff voff – Wikipedia

A man in his 40s from Stavanger is currently considering leaving his wife, whom he has been married to for almost 15 years. The reason is that the man is in the midst of a midlife crisis where he feels that life is about to disappear in quarrels over toilet lids, boring movie nights and constant arguments about what to wear for dinner.

Going to
get younger lady The man who is slightly below average attractive thinks he is a really attractive man in what he himself calls “my best age”. The truth is that the man is petty, makes little money and has an anger problem that no one else than his current wife will accept. However, the man believes he should leave his wife and then be with a younger beautiful lady during the summer

The wife
doesn’t care”He’s not going anywhere. What he’s too lazy to. the wife laughs as she shakes her head and mutters “pathetic little man” to himself. His wife says her husband gets to buy himself a moped with a black helmet if he wants to relive the youth. “He has bad knees, a high hair clip and ever longer testicles so he’ll probably stay where he is yes. On the couch with the remote control and his stomach hanging over his 2-year-old boxer shorts” she says

Three months after this interview, the man is still home. On the couch. In the same boxer.