BREAKING NEWS: Colleagues wasted 2 hours saying “Can you hear me” and “Hello?”

A department at the company Byggbassvass AS managed Monday morning to conduct a 2 hour long meeting where the only sentences that were said were"Can you hear me","Hello?"and "I do not have sound". Now the whole company is going...

Man (49 years old) realises he has spent 7 years of his life waiting for his wife as ‘immediately’ is finished

Magne Bottolf Kålvått from Rismøkkfjord is annoyed. It all started with him being annoyed with his wife for once again having to wait for her to "immediately" get ready. He then became annoyed with himself when he calculated that...

POLICE WARN: More and more mothers-in-law are locked in hot cars.

Mothers-in-law are forgotten in hot cars! Police report that in May there was a sharp increase in the number of incidents where the police emergency response team had to out smash car routes because a mother-in-law was locked in hot...

BREAKING NEWS: Woman (38 years old) managed to make cheesecake without boasting about it on Facebook!

For the past 2 days, a woman from Østfold has been working on baking a great cheesecake. The cake has both jelly and a perfect biscuit bottom. It is therefore startling and incredible that the woman has not taken...

RESEARCH: 58% of all driving in Norway are men who need a break from acidic cohabitants and children with whooping cough

At the National Centre for Interpersonal Relations, they found this week that as many as 58% of all driving in Norway could have been avoided if women were not so angry all the time. "In Norway there are over...

BREAKING NEWS: Desperate cat fights a daily battle against forced coziness

The cat Birger lives with his mother Sigrid Hårvått Gnure in Sogndal. Birger is despairing, constantly afraid of compulsive coziness. The owner, in turn, uses Birger as a substitute for lack of attention from the opposite sex Forced to cuddle...

BREAKING NEWS: Drunk Jesus deeply regrets turning plenty of water into wine yesterday

It's a tough Sunday for Jesus. A number of churches now report that Jesus is by no means present as He tends to be. "Unfortunately, Jesus like everyone else can sometimes drink too much and last night and night...

Single Laila (53 years) is sick of cuddling with truls cat. “I need cock” she says

Laila Dupp, 52, is unemployed and lives in the basement of her mother, who is about to turn 99. "I'm sitting here day in and day out and stroking this cat just trying to get away. I'm so sorry....

RESEARCH: Dolphins by no means as intelligent when they are on land. Can’t do anything

The State Center for Interpersonal Relations has for many years researched what is referred to as the world's smartest animals; namely, the dolphin. Now it turns out that the dolphin is completely inept if it is on land. "Dolphins...

BREAKING NEWS: Mexico builds wall to shield its citizens from perpetual chaos in U.S.

After the us in recent months appears to be collapsing as a result of a crazy president, racist policemen and, not least, general frenetics, Mexico has now started the job of building a giant wall around the United States...

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