SISTE NYTT: Svetlana og Olga starter fiskekurs for norske menn som vil lære og fiske

“Vi gleder oss masse” stråler jentene

De russiske og fiskeinteresserte jentene Svetlana og Olga flytter i disse dager til Norge. Her skal de starte fiske-skole for norske menn som vil lære og fiske. “Kurset foregår over en helg og koster 2500 kr natten… ehh dagen” sier jentene som fisker masse

Mange påmeldt allerede
Jentene forteller at de allerede har over 50 påmeldte menn som har sagt at de vil lære og fiske. “Vi la ut en annonse på en nettside der vi skrev at vi ville lære bort fisking og plutselig hadde vi bookinger verdt over 100 000 norske kroner” forteller jentene og fortsetter; “Vi gleder oss. Første kurset skal være på en hytte i Trysil der vi først skal gjennomgå teorikurs på hytta før vi starter den praktiske fiske-opplæringen ved en senere anledning” sier Svetlana

Bilderesultat for sexy girl fishing — Skal lære norske menn og fiske: Russiske Svetlana (bildet) gleder seg til å få besøk av masse menn som betaler masse penger. “Interessen rundt fisking er stor i Norge så det er allerede utrolig mange menn som har svart på annonsene våre” stråler den fiskeglade jenta

Elsker store stenger
Både Olga og Svetlana er glad i å fiske. “Helt siden jeg ble 16 år har jeg elsket store og lange stenger” forteller Olga. Både hun og venninnen gleder seg til å se utvalget av stenger de norske mennene kommer med. “Ja det finnes så mange forskjellige stenger så dette blir spennende” stråler Svetlana mens Olga nikker samtykkende. “I første omgang blir det kun fiskekurs for menn” avslutter Olga uten helt å fortelle hvorfor

Hva tenker du. Greit med et fiskekurs kanskje?

12 situations all boys with GIANT PENIS have experienced

Big penis can be challenging!

In recent research, it turns out that as many as 9 out of 10 girls prefer men with very large penises. That’s how it’s okay to keep your gear in order if you want a girlfriend. The problem is just that it’s not just positive with giant stick. On the contrary, there are a number of major challenges that come with having a giant stick:

1. When you are going to the bathroom, the big stick always falls into the water:

If it's not touching the bowl, it's touching the water. Public toilets? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

2. You can never just run pee behind a tree. You need to take off your entire pants to bring out the elephant tube:

Unbuckle the belt, unbutton the pants, pull down.

3. You can never wear shorts without the sabelt tiger screaming to let out:

4. Impossible to conduct a conversation with a girl. For them, you’re just a wandering sex stick:

Yes, that is my penis. Thank you for watching.

5. Sex-bustle. You’ll never be at peace.

Or, if you're a back sleeper, maybe it's the full-sized blanket tent your penis just erected.

6. Regular boxers are nonsense. You need better equipment to take care of Gigantor:

Boxers are too loose, briefs are too tight (not to mention they can stretch into uselessness), and the waist-to-crotch ratio has to be just right. Compression shorts and pouch underwear are usually the way to go.

7. It is impossible to take push-ups without knocking your penis sledgehammer to the ground:

I guess it really is like a third leg, huh?

8. Running is very difficult without you stumbling into your women’s dream stick:

Thankful for the mesh, but even that doesn't always hold it in.

9. You can’t hug or dance with anyone unless they think you have an erection:

Or your half-chub or, under the worst of circumstances, your hard-on.

10. You often scare away girls you want to get to know better:

The consequences are painful and sudden.

11. And number 2 hygge is always completely out of the question:

Unless, of course, you found that unicorn who loves a big dick in the butt.

12. But: Ultimately, you are very proud of it and drag lots of ladies because of your log penis:

12 situasjoner alle gutter med KJEMPE-PENIS har opplevd

Stor penis kan være utfordrende!

I nyere forskning viser det seg at hele 9 av 10 jenter foretrekker menn med veldig stor penis. Sånn sett er det jo greit å ha utstyret i orden om man vil ha kjæreste. Problemet er bare at det er ikke bare positivt med kjempestav. Nei tvert i mot er det en rekke store utfordringer som følger med det å ha gigantkjepp:

1. Når du skal sitte på do faller alltid storkjeppen ned i vannet:

2. Du kan aldri bare løpe å tisse bak et tre. Du må ta av deg hele buksen for å få frem elefantrøret:

3. Du kan aldri gå i shorts uten at sabeltigeren skriker om å slippe ut:

4. Umulig å gjennomføre en samtale med en jente. For dem er du bare en vandrende sex-stav:

5. Sex-mas. Du får aldri fred:

6. Vanlige boxere er tull. Du trenger bedre utstyr for å ta vare på Gigantor:

7. Det er umulig å ta armhevinger uten å slå penis-sleggen din i bakken:

8. Løping er veldig vanskelig uten at du snubler i kvinne-drømm-pinnen din:

9. Du kan ikke klemme eller danse med noen uten at de tror du har ereksjon:

10. Du skremmer ofte bort jenter du ønsker å bli bedre kjent med:

11. Og nummer2-hygge er alltid helt uaktuelt:

12. Men: Til syvende og sist er du veldig stolt av det og drar masse damer på grunn av tømmerstokk-penisen din:

BREAKING NEWS: Man killed by comments after being on holiday in Spain

A man in his 40s was killed on Wednesday morning by a comment section after posting pictures from his holiday in Spain. The comments section slowly but surely took the life of the man because the comments section meant he should not have gone on holiday to Spain. Now the police are warning Norwegians to travel to Spain. “It’s okay to stay inside so you don’t get killed” says police

Furious comments
The man who is famously described as somewhat selfish was first skin-braided by the comments section before the comments section killed the man. Police say an argument over whether or not to travel abroad started the argument between the man and the comments section. “The man is said to have provoked the comments so much that it eventually ended with the worst possible outcome”says police chief Roger Bastian Ronaldo by phone from Spain where he is currently on holiday

Other comments rules
According to secure sources, the comments section that killed the man has not been arrested. “No there are other rules that apply to comments. Neither heat, murder nor intimidation is a criminal offence in comments” says the commissioner who informs that in addition to being chief of police he is also engaged in loans. “Yes I lend money in comments every single day” he says while he sends us a link where we can borrow 3 million kroner to buy Bitcoin via a system that has made Petter Stordalen rich

McDonald’s must remove statue as it depicts everyone with red hair as clowns

“Unhealthy people with red hair are people too” says association leader Giske Kålrot of the association for people with unhealthy lifestyles and red hair. Now McDonald’s is removing all statues of the clown worldwide and sorry that for years they have harassed redheads at the most serious

Time
The decision comes after massive pressure on social media where unhealthy people with red hair feel harassed by the smiling clown who is often seen outside the popular fast food restaurant. “They basically say that everyone with red hair is clowns”says a red-haired clown…. ehh man to eAvisa “We are now removing all statues immediately from all the world’s restaurants,” reads the press release issued from the headquarters of McDonald’s in Sortland. “This is the time, there has been enough bullying of people with red hair who eat large amounts of hamurgists and fries”says man with red hair while eating hamburg

Can dye your hair
Several people point out in the comments that one can only change the hair color of the statues and thus solve the whole problem, but this is blankly rejected by people with bright, dark, medium blond and black hair. “A victory for us people who love hamburger and pomme frittes and who have red hair” says a woman from Skien East. Read more about Skien here

The world’s worst toilets. Had you sat down on any of these?

If you have to, you have to be something called. But had you sat down in any of these toilets even if you were really in need? The most incredible thing about these pictures is that someone found out that; “Sure, that’s how we can make this toilet.” The world is crazy.

Here you can look out at all those who can peek in while sitting there:
Here you and your friend can look each other deep in the eyes while doing no1 or no2
When it is fully in this toilet, the view for those who sit is amazing:
No one can see your face in any case:
You can withstand walking some stairs well:
Not for those who want to boost their self-esteem:
Here you can just sit down and relax. Plenty of space:
For those who are real best friends:
Yes, here’s just bending down:
Here you sit in peace. Just closing the doors:
Half price for sure:
It’s fine if someone comes swimming by:
It is law and ask: WHY??
Here you stand close yes:

Verdens verste toaletter. Hadde du satt deg ned på noen av disse?

Må man så må man er det noe som heter. Men hadde du satt deg ned på noen av disse toalettene selv om du virkelig var nøden? Det mest utrolige med disse bildene er jo at noen fant ut at; “Joda, slik kan vi lage dette toalettet”. Verden er gal.

Her kan du titte ut på alle de som kan titte inn mens du sitter der:
Her kan du og kameraten din titte hverandre dypt i øynene mens dere gjør nr1 eller nr2
Når det fullt på dette toalettet blir utsikten for de som sitter fantastisk:
Ingen kan se ansiktet ditt i alle fall:
Du tåler å gå noen trapper vel:
Ikke for de som vil booste selvtilliten:
Her er det bare å sette seg ned og slappe av. God plass:
For de som er skikkelig bestevenner:
Ja, her er det bare å bøye seg skikkelig ned:
Her sitter du i fred. Bare å lukke dørene:
Halv pris sikkert:
Greit om noen kommer svømmende forbi:
Det er lov og spørre: HVORFOR??
Her står man tett ja:

BREAKING NEWS: Government opens public transport area for drug-affected drivers to prevent accidents

The government writes in a press release that it will now open the public transport field to drivers with alcohol and drugs in their bodies. In this way, the drug-affected drivers will to a lesser extent create dangerous situations when driving in intoxication, the message states

Electric car and
per mille In other words, everyone driving in affected condition will now be able to use the public transport area together with electric car drivers and bus/taxi. “Wehope this will reduce the number of road accidents as a result of intoxication by up to 39%” says a brilliantly satisfied traffic and transport spokesman Erlend Bøttevold of the government’s traffic department.

Fulle arbeidere kommer raskere til jobb: For å dempe trafikktrykket i rushen kan nå alle ruspåvirkede sjåfører benytte kollektivfeltet i Norge. “En gledens dag for alle som kjører i fylla” skriver en som har gått livets harde skole i et kommentarfelt tilknyttet en artikkel han ikke har lest på Facebook

Great
action The chairman and spokesperson of the Association of Drug Drivers believes the measure shows that the government takes drunk drivers seriously. “Yes this is a step in the right direction. In all the years, we as drunks have been looked down on and been hotly drunk at the roughest. Now we get a compensation for this and it feels good” he says

The measure applies with immediate effect so if you drink before driving it is now free to use the public transport

13 men who refuse to admit they’re bald!

You want to stop hair loss?

Men can be some fun creatures from time to time. As the years go by, it is very common for hair growth to decrease and that one either accepts the course of nature or in some cases conducts a hair transplant. But not all men are as easily convinced that they lose their hair and keep their little strands of hair left.

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Vil du stoppe hårtap?

Menn kan være noen morsomme skapninger fra tid til annen. Når årene går er det veldig vanlig at hårvekst avtar og at man enten godtar naturens gang eller gjennomfører i noen tilfeller en hårtransplantasjon. Men ikke alle menn lar seg like lett overbevise om at de mister håret og tviholder på de små hårstråene de har igjen.

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“Vi gleder oss masse” stråler jentene

Big penis can be challenging!

1. When you are going to the bathroom, the big stick always falls into the water:

2. You can never just run pee behind a tree. You need to take off your entire pants to bring out the elephant tube:

3. You can never wear shorts without the sabelt tiger screaming to let out:

4. Impossible to conduct a conversation with a girl. For them, you’re just a wandering sex stick:

5. Sex-bustle. You’ll never be at peace.

6. Regular boxers are nonsense. You need better equipment to take care of Gigantor:

7. It is impossible to take push-ups without knocking your penis sledgehammer to the ground:

8. Running is very difficult without you stumbling into your women’s dream stick:

9. You can’t hug or dance with anyone unless they think you have an erection:

10. You often scare away girls you want to get to know better:

11. And number 2 hygge is always completely out of the question:

12. But: Ultimately, you are very proud of it and drag lots of ladies because of your log penis:

Stor penis kan være utfordrende!

1. Når du skal sitte på do faller alltid storkjeppen ned i vannet:

2. Du kan aldri bare løpe å tisse bak et tre. Du må ta av deg hele buksen for å få frem elefantrøret:

3. Du kan aldri gå i shorts uten at sabeltigeren skriker om å slippe ut:

4. Umulig å gjennomføre en samtale med en jente. For dem er du bare en vandrende sex-stav:

5. Sex-mas. Du får aldri fred:

6. Vanlige boxere er tull. Du trenger bedre utstyr for å ta vare på Gigantor:

7. Det er umulig å ta armhevinger uten å slå penis-sleggen din i bakken:

8. Løping er veldig vanskelig uten at du snubler i kvinne-drømm-pinnen din:

9. Du kan ikke klemme eller danse med noen uten at de tror du har ereksjon:

10. Du skremmer ofte bort jenter du ønsker å bli bedre kjent med:

11. Og nummer2-hygge er alltid helt uaktuelt:

12. Men: Til syvende og sist er du veldig stolt av det og drar masse damer på grunn av tømmerstokk-penisen din:

Here you can look out at all those who can peek in while sitting there:

Here you and your friend can look each other deep in the eyes while doing no1 or no2

When it is fully in this toilet, the view for those who sit is amazing:

No one can see your face in any case:

You can withstand walking some stairs well:

Not for those who want to boost their self-esteem:

Here you can just sit down and relax. Plenty of space:

For those who are real best friends:

Yes, here’s just bending down:

Here you sit in peace. Just closing the doors:

Half price for sure:

It’s fine if someone comes swimming by:

It is law and ask: WHY??

Here you stand close yes:

Her kan du titte ut på alle de som kan titte inn mens du sitter der:

Her kan du og kameraten din titte hverandre dypt i øynene mens dere gjør nr1 eller nr2

Når det fullt på dette toalettet blir utsikten for de som sitter fantastisk:

Ingen kan se ansiktet ditt i alle fall:

Du tåler å gå noen trapper vel:

Ikke for de som vil booste selvtilliten:

Her er det bare å sette seg ned og slappe av. God plass:

For de som er skikkelig bestevenner:

Ja, her er det bare å bøye seg skikkelig ned:

Her sitter du i fred. Bare å lukke dørene:

Halv pris sikkert:

Greit om noen kommer svømmende forbi:

Det er lov og spørre: HVORFOR??

Her står man tett ja:

You want to stop hair loss?

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