Stor penis kan være utfordrende!
I nyere forskning viser det seg at hele 9 av 10 jenter foretrekker menn med veldig stor penis. Sånn sett er det jo greit å ha utstyret i orden om man vil ha kjæreste. Problemet er bare at det er ikke bare positivt med kjempestav. Nei tvert i mot er det en rekke store utfordringer som følger med det å ha gigantkjepp:
1. Når du skal sitte på do faller alltid storkjeppen ned i vannet:
![If it's not touching the bowl, it's touching the water. Public toilets? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/12/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-19271-1494617933-8.png?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
2. Du kan aldri bare løpe å tisse bak et tre. Du må ta av deg hele buksen for å få frem elefantrøret:
![Unbuckle the belt, unbutton the pants, pull down.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-23791-1494857807-2.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
3. Du kan aldri gå i shorts uten at sabeltigeren skriker om å slippe ut:
!["Why must you suffocate me, heathen?!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-25542-1494858879-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
4. Umulig å gjennomføre en samtale med en jente. For dem er du bare en vandrende sex-stav:
![Yes, that is my penis. Thank you for watching.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-29305-1494865265-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
5. Sex-mas. Du får aldri fred:
![Or, if you're a back sleeper, maybe it's the full-sized blanket tent your penis just erected.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/18/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-21029-1494886139-6.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
6. Vanlige boxere er tull. Du trenger bedre utstyr for å ta vare på Gigantor:
![Boxers are too loose, briefs are too tight (not to mention they can stretch into uselessness), and the waist-to-crotch ratio has to be just right. Compression shorts and pouch underwear are usually the way to go.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-19311-1494865579-7.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
7. Det er umulig å ta armhevinger uten å slå penis-sleggen din i bakken:
![I guess it really is like a third leg, huh?](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-30664-1494868245-6.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
8. Løping er veldig vanskelig uten at du snubler i kvinne-drømm-pinnen din:
![Thankful for the mesh, but even that doesn't always hold it in.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-23844-1494873868-11.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
9. Du kan ikke klemme eller danse med noen uten at de tror du har ereksjon:
![Or your half-chub or, under the worst of circumstances, your hard-on.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-15677-1494878875-2.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
10. Du skremmer ofte bort jenter du ønsker å bli bedre kjent med:
![The consequences are painful and sudden.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-18313-1494881953-9.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
11. Og nummer2-hygge er alltid helt uaktuelt:
![Unless, of course, you found that unicorn who loves a big dick in the butt.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-20859-1494884946-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
12. Men: Til syvende og sist er du veldig stolt av det og drar masse damer på grunn av tømmerstokk-penisen din:
![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/16/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-10729-1494945582-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)