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How to cut your alpaca if you want to laugh mass

Alpacas are more and more common to have as livestock in Norway. In fact, it is the case that 9 out of 10 Norwegians have either, had, would have or have previously had an Alpaca. EAvisa receives thousands of requests every day on how to cut its alpaca if you want to laugh en masse. That’s why the editorial team has bought many many alpacas and clips them with lots of fun hairstyles

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Alpacas are truly majestic animals.

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Slik klipper du alpakkaen din om du vil le masse

Alpakkaer er mer og mer vanlige å ha som husdyr i Norge. Faktisk er det slik at 9 av 10 nordmenn enten har, har hatt, skulle ville hatt eller har før hatt en Alpakka. eAvisa får hver dag tusenvis av forespørsler om hvordan man skal klippe alpakkaen sin dersom man vil le masse. Derfor har redaksjonen kjøpt mange mange alpakkaer og klipper de med masse morsomme frisyrer

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Alpacas are truly majestic animals.

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BREAKING NEWS: People are bored

Over the past 2 months, the State Center for Interpersonal Relations has been researching what people do most of the day. The answer is that most people are bored. “Yes there is no doubt, we see from this research report that people are really bored,” researcher and lasso expert Ivan Røyke Gladvold told eAvisa

Bored and
arguing
In addition to getting bored, the research shows that people are also arguing more. “Especially those who are in a relationship they really won’t be in quarrels now very much a day. In addition to getting bored” says the scientist. He thinks the trend of people bored won’t back down right away. “No, I don’t think so”he says

Boring to
drink
You might think that when people get bored as much as they do now, they drink more alcohol. “No by no means. People find it boring to drink too. No one to argue with on the town, no one night stands and no kebab queue also makes drinking boring. It’s boring, but that’s the way it is. concludes the scientist who admits that he thought both this article and the whole research was boring

CRUEL: The world’s 10 most embarrassing things that have been filmed

Embarrassing and funny!

It’s not always things go as planned, but luckily it’s also not often it gets caught on film. These, on the other hand, are captured on film for everyone’s pleasure:

Or this:


GRUSOMT: Verdens 10 pinligste ting som har blitt filmet

Pinlig og morsomt!

Det er ikke alltid ting går som planlagt, men det er heldigvis heller ikke ofte det blir fanget på film. Disse derimot er fanget på film til alles fornøyelse:

Eller denne:


“You don’t have to shoot animals even if you want to hunt” says vegan who has caught lots of vegetables

“You don’t have to hunt animals, there’s a lot of other people who don’t live out there you can hunt” say these vegans. Many vegans hunt daily and these pictures show that you don’t have to kill an animal in order to hunt. So all of you who shoot at animals should pull themselves together.

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Proud vegan hunter.

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“Man trenger ikke skyte dyr selv om man vil jakte” sier veganer som har fanget masse grønnsaker

“Man trenger ikke jakte på dyr, det er masse annet som ikke lever der ute man kan jakte på” sier disse veganerne. Mange veganere jakter daglig og disse bildene viser at man ikke trenger å drepe et dyr for å kunne jakte. Så alle dere som skyter på dyr bør ta seg sammen

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“This Easter is actually not that bad. I have experienced far worse Easter than this” says Jesus

Most of us think this year’s Easter celebrations have been a little duller and a little less fun than other years. E who does not think Easter this year is so bad is Jesus. “Iunderstand that pandemic is boring, but I’ve had far worse Easter than this,”he says

Boring is okay
eAvisa has been talking to Jesus via sky mail and he writes that he has the understanding that viruses, cabin bans and little social contact are bad. “Yet I would point out that there are worse things than this,” he says. He claims to have experienced worse Easter celebrations. “Yes it was the talk of pure torture actually” he writes

Getting better in 2038
Jesus can simultaneously calm us people down with that pandemic we are now seeing the start of is finished as early as 2038.”Yes that’s right, already in February 2038 this is over so it’s a matter of a few years”he says reassuringly. Jesus points out that as long as you stay inside and listen to experts, this will be fine. “Yes dad has decided that this time only 5-6 million people so this is no crisis exactly”he concludes

BREAKING NEWS: The more important work you have for society the less you’re going to earn. “Yes, that’s the rules” says capitalism

There are a lot of nurses and auxiliary nurses out there who these days are putting their lives on the line to help others who are sick. In spite of this, it is not possible to pay higher wages to these individuals with so-called cooperative jobs

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eAvisa has spoken to Capitalism and been told that neither nurses, auxiliary nurses nor other low-paid occupational groups can be better paid. “We thought we were done with this. The rules are as they are. It simply does not pay nurses or other vital occupational groups any more” says Capitalism

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Moreover, Capitalism says that this is nothing new after all. “No, we’ve had it for many years,” it says. “Those who chose to become nurses knew they were getting paid poorly. If they wanted money, they would become stockbrokers, hotel-owner or politician“ends capitalism that is now getting annoyed.” Go and clap a little for them, they like” milling capitalism

The 11 WORST things girls HATE when it comes to sex!

Free tips for the guys!

Girls and boys don’t always have the same desires when it comes to sex. You often say that communication is the best way to fix bed problems, but it’s not always possible to stop to talk a little first. Here are 10 tips for all the boys who think they know what the girls like when they’re touring in bed together:

1. No matter what you do; Don’t be VERY keen. Most women need a long time to get orgasm. Slow, loving and correct. not SUPER AS FAST AND FAST:
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2. An important advice boys! NO girls LIKE sex! True story!
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3. Surveys show that only 50% of girls like oral sex. Don’t waste your time on oral sex when the girl doesn’t like it anyway. Just asking, right?
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4. Most girls get orgasm when they are proposed to so this is a sure tip:
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5. 9 out of 10 girls are very keen for the penis to be the greatest possible. If you have a large penis, it usually always goes well!
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6. Don’t be desperate. Says the lady no to sex so just pretend it’s all right:

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