De aller fleste av oss gjør noen forberedelser når vi skal ut på kjøpesenter å handle. Vi vasker oss litt, tar på oss klær og passer på at klærne sitter der de skal. De fleste gjør det, men ikke disse:
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Google street view captures the strangest situations and images when the Google car travels around with its car to update their maps. Here are some of the strangest things this Google car has captured on film:
After the government this week gave clear signals that opening Norway more or less normal again, more people are reacting. Many men with a home office think it is too early to let up, but the strongest counter-reactions come from the Norwegian slightly anonymous association for “Introverte who thrives in their own company” which is headquartered at home.
Should keep us at home for
2-3 years Head of the association for introvert Sissel Alene Tid tells eAvisa that she and all her members react strongly to the fact that the society should now reopen. “We think this is way too soon. The risk of infection is enormous and many millions of Norwegians could die. We think people should stay under one wool blanket in front of the tv for another 2-3 years. Only then are we sure” she says via a text message. Video interview was completely out of the question to attend
Many who agree
The association has many supporters. Men with home office, lazy people, the association for sick leavers with chronic pain in the will and a number of alcoholics believe people should stay at home for a long time to come. “The government must take the signal, we are many hundreds of people who will not out of our apartments until 2-3 years” concludes Sissel Alene Time
What do you mean? Should Norway stay at home for many years to come or should we start everyday life again?
It’s not just people who experience little contact with their own race. Dogs have also been forced to bypass humans in recent weeks. That’s why many dogs are now starting to look forward to smelling the butt of other dogs as soon as Corona is done
Miss all kinds of ass
Max-Igor is a 5-year-old Schafer who in recent weeks has mostly been in prison with his owners and has been aired in the garden. “I haven’t seen a single dog and haven’t sniffed a single dog in my ass”says Max-Igor despairingly. He misses all dog-asses and is looking forward to the first day in the park with lots of other dogs. “I’m going to sniff a lot of butt to put it that way”he says
Can’t stand it
Another dog eAvisa has spoken to says that she can’t wait to meet other dogs so she can sniff them in the ass again. “I can’t stand it, this is absolutely horrible, I haven’t sniffed another dog in the ass for many weeks”says the dog who wants to remain anonymous for the sake of the family
Det er ikke bare mennesker som opplever lite kontakt med sin egen rase. Også hunder har de siste ukene vært tvunget til å kun omgå mennesker. Derfor begynner nå mange hunder å se frem til å lukte på andre hunders rompe så snart Corona er ferdig
Savner alle typer rompe
Max-Igor er en 5 år gammel Schafer som de siste ukene stort sett har sittet inne med eierne sine og som har blitt luftet i hagen. “Jeg har ikke sett en eneste hund og har ikke sniffet en eneste hund i rompa” sier Max-Igor fortvilet. Han savner alle hunde-rumper og gleder seg til første dag i parken med masse andre hunder. “Jeg skal sniffe MYE rumpe for å si det sånn” sier han
Holder ikke ut
En annen hund eAvisa har pratet med sier at hun gleder seg til å møte andre hunder slik at hun får sniffet de i rumpa igjen. “Jeg holder ikke ut, dette er helt grusomt, jeg har ikke sniffet en annen hund i rumpa på mange mange uker” sier hunden som ønsker å være anonym av hensyn til familien
Several infectious disease experts from Hordaland physical interest organization department East believe the Corona virus has been in Norway for many centuries already. Infection and wet room expert Lars Flis Gulv tells eAvisa that there is evidence that the virus came to Norway as early as 1349
Many were
sick“We see from the history books that many felt the uggs as early as 1349. Then there were many who coughed and many who died actually” says Lars Flis Gulv. He thus believes that Corona has come to stay and that one no longer needs to lock himself in. “No, get out. Cut hair, drink beer and cough as normal” he smiles
Helps with waffle batter
The same experts who believe that the virus was here already in 1349 also believe that waffle batter can help against Corona. “Yes, not fried waffles, but unsung waffles we see we have clear advantages when it comes to fighting the Corona virus,” says Lars Flis Gulv’s assistant who works 50% at Lars Flis Gulv and 50% with his cousin who is doing ready-made waffles. “Great waffles”he concludes
A comprehensive study conducted by the Norwegian Centre for Interpersonal Relations states that jogging can extend lifespan by 2 years. The problem is that jogging also shortens life by 4 years. “If you’re smart, you don’t jog” says famous scientist
Wasting time
Jogging, or pointless drilling of energy as it is really considered positive. Now research shows that anyone who jogs is really just wasting their life. “We see that if you jog for 40 minutes it gives you 20 minutes longer life, but you’ve been jogging for 40 minutes so you’re going to lose it to put it that way”says researcher and anti-jogging expert Håvard Vaske Hanske to eAvisa
Enjoy yourself instead
At the same time, the research report shows that those who spend time with family, friends or girlfriends instead of running around are far happier than those who jog. “How often do you see a jogger smiling really” asks the researcher. We must admit that we have rarely or never seen that. Then the conclusion is clear; stop jogging
Most of us are used to getting money for rent, food and subsistence from NAV. That’s great! The problem is that NAV look and often demand that you meet up for a job interview!
As more and more cases have now been reported where well-established and incorporated NAVs have had to work, we see it as our social responsibility to give you the advice that will help stop this “job-mater” before it is too late.
We strongly recommend that all advice be taken literally and carried out as quickly as possible. Probably a little unaccustomed to all the tattoos at first, but when the alternative is to do work and lose full control of the morning television and life in general it is of course worth it!
Appearance is whether you want it or not, a big part of the first impression a potential employer gets. Your actual appearance doesn’t get much done with, but if you don’t want the job, we recommend the following:
Tattoos are KING! Go on with neck and neck tattoos and a small skull on the side of your face. If you want to be on the safe side, we also recommend excessive use of piercing and dyed hair. With such an appearance, you’ve most likely got no before you reach the first (and important) handshake.
Moreover, when it comes to appearance, it is important that you do not fall into the trap where you shower, comb your hair or brush your teeth before the interview. If you follow the above advice and skip the morning care, you are well on your way to a safer Nav everyday life.
Here it is important to stay focused and avoid charm. The first test is the handshake. Here you need to be as flabby as possible and make sure to look down at the floor while provoking twitching and small-spasms.
Alternatively, you can go in for a proper hug in combination with a good kiss on the cheek of your future employer. If you are a boy, we recommend a lighter erection if this is possible.
Make it embarrassing: No one likes excessive hugging so here you just drive on. Squeeze hard and long!
If you are so unlucky that you are still in the interview, you have to tread to extra well now. Before the interview, you put on a violent hysterical and crazy laugh. The higher and more you laugh the better. If you manage to fall over to a natural cry, this is a sure winner. Here’s an example of an experiment that’s well within:
If you can laugh like this, you will most likely be sent to the door or taken away by your healthcare professional.
If you follow these advice, it takes a lot to ensure that you cannot continue in your social security paradise. Remember that NAV gives you different benefits so you may be entitled to much more than you have today. Call them with a sore and crying voice and you’ll easily come under several support schemes. The conclusion is that you have one task. Don’t get a job!
If you are unable to trick yourself into lots of NAV support, one solution might be to pick up a bet365 bonus code and simply try luck on online games. Great advice!
We conclude this advisory article by giving you the only two links you really need online; NAV.NO and TV Programme
If you have any further tips on how to combat this horrific harassment, please make your opinion in the comments section below.
More and more surveys show that virtually all women are cheating on their partner. In other words, if you are a man, it is almost certain that she has one or more on the side. Now, however, scientists have figured out why women are so much unfaithful.
Anger and irritation
It has for many decades been widely known that women, to a far greater extent than men, are much annoyed and angry. Due to the woman’s lack of understanding of logic, all women are very often frustrated and annoyed. When the women spend as much time on aggression as they do, hormones and vaginal tensions are produced that in turn cause the woman to experience hornyness. As this happens relatively often, very few men manage to satisfy the woman sexually. For this reason, most women will find supplementary partners where they can. Most often this is in the woman’s workplace. So in other words; are you man with a girlfriend who works she most likely has sex with one in the office. In addition, the research shows that women often play on the mobile machine which greatly creates irritation the times they lose
What can the man do?
In other words, cheating women are more or less innocent when it comes to their frequent infidelities. The reason for this is that the woman’s aggression and anger are biologically landscaped. Like logic, women are unable to improve as these deficiencies are congenital in all women. The only thing men can therefore do is to irritate the woman as little as possible while quickly satisfying the woman sexually when they experience frustration or irritation with the woman you live with. One will of course not be able to eliminate the problem, but here there is talk that the man helps to limit the woman’s infidelity. In many ways, the survey shows that the woman largely believes that mostly they make mistakes, indirectly or directly is the man’s fault. It’s something to think about. Men should get together if they don’t want their boyfriend to be mad all the time
The statistics for men are, of course, far nicer. Men increasingly want to have a calm and balanced everyday life and perceive infidelity as a counter-pole to harmony. For this reason, only between 1-2% of men are unfaithful. It also emerges from the survey that it is men who are mostly always the one who keep their family together while women are often out having sex with work colleagues.
Trends come and go. This time it’s the teeth that are going away. Virtually all Hollywood has now pulled its teeth to look even better. And tell me what you want, but they look amazing.
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