You can say a lot about parenting, but if for some reason you buy any of these lamps for your little boy or girl then you’re probably not the best mother or father in the world:
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Slik kan du gjøre om gamle dukker til koselige lamper på nattbordet til barna dine
Du kan si mye om barneoppdragelse, men dersom du av en eller annen grunn kjøper noen av disse lampene til din lille gutt eller jente så er du nok ikke verdens beste mor eller far:
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Are you considering adopting your children? Here are 5 reasons why you shouldn’t do it
It’s summer and Norway’ve just been through a spring that has required a lot of interaction with the kids. Anything too much, anyone will say. More and more parents are resorting to adoption as a solution to have more time to realize themselves. Simply get more alone time and more time to take care of themselves rather than demanding and selfish children who are essentially just a huge expense. But is it only positive to adopt away their children? Yes, most people will say, but we have made a list showing that there are not only positive consequences of getting rid of your children
1. Child support
When you get rid of your children, you also say goodbye to a number of entitlements to benefits. Child benefit, cash support and a number of other financial benefits as a result of having children. You simply get less revenue.
2. A shoulder to cry on
Many parents use their children as therapy. When your new girlfriend turned out to be mean or when your mom won’t lend you more money, it’s good to use children as comfort. It’ll be completely gone if you adopt away.
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get boredEven though most people are tired of their children it can quickly get boring if you get rid of them. When you’ve otherwise spent your days feeding, yelling, changing diapers and having a sore head, it just gets quiet days when you say goodbye to your kids. Can quickly get boring
4. Less
drivingAs a result of children and all their requirements for activation, it is often the case that as parents you spend a lot of time driving and picking up. So it’s okay to think about that if you sell your kids then it will be much less driving. If you like driving, it’s stupid.
5. Less contact
with in-lawsA natural consequence of adopting away is that your in-laws or your former children’s grandparents find you selfish. This means that you will not in all likelihood have as good contact with your current or former in-laws
These are just some of the many reasons you should pay attention to before adopting away the children. Yes, there’s going to be a lot more time for holidays, careers, girlfriends and general cosiness, but are you really ready to lose child benefit? Think about and know that the vast majority of children move out when they are between 20-25 years old so that’s only 1/3 of your life. Maybe you should just put up with the egotists anyway. Whatever you choose, remember; it is you who is most important, it is you who will live your life. Not the kids. You! Take care of yourself first.
Vegan Britt is shit tired that everyone thinks vegan and mental illness is the same
Britt Gul Roterud from Kålstad is bored. She’s tired. She’s exhausted and she’s just a little angry. The reason is that Britt, who for many months has now been vegan, is tired of no one understanding the difference between being vegan and mentally ill. “It’s not the same” mills Britt
Is very flabby
Britt says she went vegan four months ago. She decided not to eat meat or anything that came from animals whatsoever. In recent months, she has lost friends, been let go and lost over 13 kilos in 2 months. “It’s worth it, but it’s clear I miss having excess and to bear to lift the water glass with just one hand”she says. She doesn’t think the development of recent months has anything to do with her not eating meat anymore. “Ha ha, no you don’t get off to be vegan,” she says as she yawns
Has nut allergy
In addition to having just become vegan, Britt has also found that she has severe nut allergy. “It’s a bit silly then because I ate a lot of nuts to get food in me, but now I don’t eat it either”says Britt who has to interrupt the interview to sleep for 18 hours again. “But anyway; you don’t have to be crazy in your head even if you’re vegan actually” quits the once-bubbly girl before she falls asleep
DOCTORS WARN: New global virus called ID-10T spreads like wildfire
OSLO: A group of researchers at the Norwegian Centre for Virus and Bacterium are turning on all warning drums and asking Nordic men to stay indoors until Monday, September 32. A new highly infected virus named ID-10T has been found on over 3 million people worldwide in the last 24 hours alone.
Spreading via people
The new virus named after people is aggressive, highly infectious and extremely difficult to get. “Wesee that this virus is infecting people to people and that it often appears to be serious” says doctor and infectious disease manufacturer Ronny Bank Vold from Drammen East. He believes this virus is much much much more dangerous than, for example, the more well-known virus Kånrad19 that the world has been fighting against in recent months
Don’t
go to the cabin At risk of infection of ID-10T among the population, the doctor advises all Norwegians to stay away from the cabin. “Go abroad. If you’re infected, it’s better that you go abroad until you’re healthy, that way we get the virus out of the country and prevent its spread.” he says, pointing out that one can of course demonstrate along with many thousands of others even if one suspects that one is infected by ID-10T
BREAKING NEWS: Norwegian Thea became the first 4-year-old in history to graduate from sommelier
“Of course we’re proud, this is huge. Now Thea will be able to get home so she can sleep out the rapture after a long and demanding exam” says the mother of little Thea Alinora after Thea completed and passed the difficult exam to become a sommelier. This makes the wine-interested girl become the first 4-year-old to become a sommelier
Early wine-interested
Thea’s mother says Thata has always been interested in wine and especially red wine. “Me and Thea’s stepfather number 2 have always drunk a lot and then it became natural that Thea got to taste wine almost on a daily basis. Thus she quickly became accustomed to the taste and quickly learned the difference between animals and affordable wine. The expensive wine was always around the 20 a month because then we got social security” smiles the mother who hopes Thea continues to develop her taste buds
Is legal as long as she competes
“Some will probably react to Thea being only 4 years old, but it is fully legal to drink wine if it is in a competitive event” says sommelier and wine expert Sigmund Vinstad from Vindern. He has been given the job as Thea’s mentor and will drink hundreds of litres of wine with Thea over the next few months. “Exercise makes master” concludes the proud mentor
Do you think 4-year-olds should be able to drink wine even if it’s only in competitions or at training?
BREAKING NEWS: Fearing a new pandemic. Male (39 years) infected by powerful PC virus.
HORDALAND: A man south of Norway’s least popular city Bergen is on Wednesday morning hospitalized with severe pop-up pains and an ugly cough. The man is the first person in the world to have now been detected pc virus. Now experts fear pc virus will become the next pandemic and advises people with a pc to stay inside for the next 5 weeks
Should switch to Mac
Several doctors say that the PC virus can infect quickly and that the symptoms are small or in most cases completely absent. “We see that this virus can quickly get out of control and recommend people to switch from PC to Mac before it’s too late”says doctor and shareholder of Apple Trond Kruse Eplehuse
The man got infected at home
The man who became infected is said to have been sitting at home in front of his own computer when he became infected. “The man has been on some websites where it is easy to get viruses and was infected via these websites via the virus which therefore sat on the computer of the man”says PC expert Ronny-Allan-Bjørnar Neverud to eAvisa. He advises everyone to stay away from the PC in the near future and buy mac instead.
For the record; Everyone involved in this article including writers, interviewees, manufacturers, family and spouses have shares in Apple that produce Mac
Are you going to be easy? Here are the commercials that were banned on TV
Many of us whine and complain daily in the comments about how offended one is on both his own behalf, but also on behalf of others. These films all had to be taken off the TV route when the number of complaints went up. What do you mean, are these tv commercials over the edge?
Blir du lett krenka? Her er reklamefilmene som ble bannlyst på TV
Mange av oss syter og klager daglig i kommentarfeltene over hvor krenket man blir på både egne vegne, men også på andres vegne. Disse filmene måtte alle tas av TV-ruten da antall klager gikk i været. Hva mener du, er disse tv-reklamene over kanten?
20 terrifying evidence that Sphynx cats are the world’s worst models
Heard of the cat breed Sphynx? This is an animal that is not similar to any other animal, but which is then defined as a cat. Some people think they are cute while others think they look like the devil’s pet. We are at least sure of one thing; They are by no means the born model:
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