De fleste av oss har vel ikke et mer komplisert forhold til geiter enn at de er søte når de er små. I denne filmsnutten har vi funnet frem en rekke geiter som skriker som mennesker. Det er rett og slett en både morsom og litt skremmende opplevelse:
When the big siblings are tired of little siblings. Pain, jealousy and crying…
The vast majority of siblings know to appreciate each other in adult ages. The way there might be something else. When your little brother or little sister fusses too much or takes up too much space, big brother/sister is quick to get enough:
Når storesøsken er lei av lillesøsken. Smerte, sjalusi og gråt…
De aller fleste søsken vet å sette pris på hverandre i voksen aldre. Veien dit er kanskje noe annet. Når lillebror eller lillesøster maser for mye eller tar for mye plass er det fort gjort at storebror/ søster får nok:
BREAKING NEWS: Man (44 years old) in expensive suit with great title has discovered that his job is completely meaningless
After working as Key Account Senior Manager Adviser, the Korona situation has revealed that Svein-Åge Kåkk has a job that has no bearing on society other than building up his self-esteem.
Talking nonsense
Svein-Åge’s job consists mostly of talking superficial nonsense with potential customers who never buy any of the company he works in.”I have believed for many years that I have contributed to the company doing well, but now look after being laid off as a result of the Corona situation that my silly conversations with potential customers are only an expense for the company”, says Svein-Åge himself by phone with eAvisa
Good at wearing a suit
“I see that perhaps my only good attribute is to wear a suit, and there is no good recognition to make”says Svein-Åge. He will now, at the age of 44, try to figure out what to do next with his life. “Impossible to say, maybe I’ll just get on with the job or maybe I’ll just leave my wife and be with a rich older lady over 90 years old,” concludes the once-important businessman in an expensive suit with great title
BREAKING NEWS: Gender-operated Lars (formerly Britt) has developed a face mask for vegans with a gluten allergy
Lars-Andrè Vott from Gnekkbråsætra may have hit the mark with his new invention. Lars-Andrè has invented a brand new type of face mask that is specially adapted for vegans with a gluten allergy. “A win for all vegans out there with gluten allergy” says Lars-Andrè who has been working on developing the face mask for the whole 14 years
Sex-operated and happy boy
Lars-Andrè has not always been a happy and successful inventor. Three years ago, Lars was called Britt and struggled with abnormally high hair growth. “When you are a lady with lots of hair on the body it is difficult to make friends and girlfriends alike, which is why I chose to change gender”says Lars-Andrè, who was formerly britt. “Now that I’m a man, no one reacts to me having a lot of hair growth. It’s perfectly normal for us men to have lots of hair.” he says
Going to sell the
invention to vegans Lars-Andrè is proud of his face mask. “Yes I find that vegans with gluten allergy are often forgotten. Now at least they’ve got their own face mask that’s tailored to them and their condition” he says. ” Yes, but not all face masks are adapted to vegans with gluten allergy then” ask eAvisa. “Idon’t know anything about that, I concentrate on my product so get the other face mask manufacturers caring about their face masks”says a clearly annoyed Lars-Andrè
SISTE NYTT: Kjønns-opererte Lars (tidligere Britt) har utviklet en ansiktmaske for veganere med glutenallergi
Lars-Andrè Vott fra Gnekkbråsætra har muligens truffet blink med sin nye oppfinnelse. Lars-Andrè har nemlig funnet opp en helt ny type ansiktsmaske som er spesielt tilpasset veganere med glutenallergi. “En seier for alle veganere der ute med glutenallergi” sier Lars-Andrè som har jobbet med å utvikle ansiktmasken i hele 14 år
Kjønnsoperte og gladgutt
Lars-Andrè har ikke alltid vært en glad og suksessfull oppfinner. For 3 år siden het Lars Britt og slet med unormal høy hårvekst. “Når du er dame med masse hår på kroppen er det vanskelig å få både venner og kjærester, derfor valgte jeg å skifte kjønn” sier Lars-Andrè som altså tidligere het Britt. “Nå når jeg er mann er det ingen som reagerer på at jeg har masse hårvekst. Det er jo helt normalt for oss menn å ha masse hår” sier han
Skal selge oppfinnelsen til veganere
Lars-Andrè er stolt av ansiktsmasken sin. “Ja jeg opplever at veganere med glutenallergi ofte blir glemt. Nå har de i alle fall fått en egen ansiktsmaske som er spesialtilpasset dem og deres tilstand” sier han. “Ja, men er ikke alle ansiktsmasker tilpasset veganere med glutenallergi da” spør eAvisa. “Det vet jeg ingenting om, jeg konsentrerer meg om mitt produkt så får de andre ansiktmaske-produsentene bry seg om sine ansiktsmasker” sier en tydelig irritert Lars-Andrè
17 photos for anyone who loves baguettes and has sick sick humor
It is not often you see such beautiful, innovative and cutting-edge art as this. By replacing ordinary everyday things with a baguette, life simply becomes easier to live…. So that’s the way it is. No, so…
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17 bilder for alle som elsker baguetter og har syk syk humor
Det er ikke ofte man ser såpass vakker, innovativ og banebrytende kunst som dette. Ved å bytte ut helt vanlige dagligdagse ting med en baguette blir livet rett og slett lettere å leve…. så sånn er det. Neida så…
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BREAKING NEWS: Police warn of new scam in which women marry men because of money and not love
Police in East Raus Police District in Gnuvold report an increasing number in fraud cases where women pretend to marry because of love but who actually get married because the victim (always a man) has a lot of money
Going after older men
Police Chief Bastian Vold tells eAvisa that a number of women are tricking men with lots of money into believing that it’s a matter of love when it’s really about money. “Yes it is often women in their 20s who trick men from 40 years onwards into thinking that they are attractive enough to join a lady who looks like a very different league than themselves”says the police chief who starts to get sunburnt on his nose
Talk about
a lot of money There is talk of large sums in such fraud cases. The men are tricked into paying travel, powder for many thousands of dollars and not least several surgical interventions every single year. “It’s sad, but these are men who need confirmations that they’re good enough even if they’re over 40 years old so it’s just sad. Women take advantage of older men to believe that it’s a matter of love when it’s just money“.”” says the chief of police in conclusion.
What do you mean, are men stupid or are women smart?
The happy boy Lars-Aleksander doesn’t care what people say about him. I like clown and cheese pop, that’s just the way it is he says
Gluten-inlerant Lars-Aleksander Wash Bucket is not like everyone else. He doesn’t have a job, he drinks every day and he loves pizza. Yet he thrives best in his own company. He spends his days eating various pizzas for breakfast, lunch and evening and doesn’t care that others think he’s living the wrong way. Next to the pizza, he always has cheese pop. “Ostepop ruler” he says
Unnecessary to work
Lars-Aleksander has been without a job for many years. “It has nothing to do with me not getting a job, but rather that I find it pathetic and completely unnecessary to work when you can get money without working while you lie in bed eating crispbread and watching clown. he says. Lars-Aleksander lives with the stepmother of Uncle Rolf, who was previously married to the aunt of his cousin named Beate. “Beate is a strange screw” says Lars-Aleksander
Quirky
interests In the bedroom hang posters of various clowns. “I’ve always liked clowns and when I was growing up and became a man it fell completely natural to me and interest me in clown. We’re a bunch of 18 cool guys who have their own club. I can’t say who’s in the club, but I only have 18 friends on Facebook, hints. he says while smiling in a beautiful way. “I’ve probably got quirky interests, but I’m sure everyone else has that too,” lars-aleksander concludes before grabbing a beer with salt and paprika flavours.
