Hørt om katterasen Sphynx? Dette er et dyr som ikke ligner på noen andre dyr, men som da altså defineres som katt. Noen mener de er søte mens andre mener de ser ut som djevelens kjæledyr. Vi er i alle fall sikre på en ting; De er på ingen måte den fødte modell:
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The Norwegian Centre for Regulations and Behaviour in Gjøvik has today decided that the police can fine dog owners who do not take up the stool to their four-legged friends. “In high time”comments an elderly lady who has repeatedly annoyed herself about this.
Fines of NOK 9600
The fines you get for not cleaning up after your dog is NOK 9600,” says police officer Håvard Harr Herre Hansen. He explains that it may also be relevant with dots on the driving licence and that the dog can be euthanized on the spot. “There are far too many dog owners who buy dogs but are unable to catch up with the dog. These dogs we can euthanize if we find it necessary” he says
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Asking people to report each other
Because the police have limited means, they now invite people and look after each other. “If you see someone who’s out for a dog, we hope you can follow them until the dog does. If they don’t pick up the dog poop, call the police and make a civil arrest at the scene” says the policeman. He points out that violence is allowed if the dog owner is not calm and smiles. “Yeshere it is just to patch them down in the most efficient way possible” he says
What do you mean? Are you going to arrest and follow dog owners and beat them up in the future? Are you one of those people who annoys you about this or do you think there are bigger problems in the world??
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Weddings are, as a rule, one of the most memorable days of life. A day where planning has been long and usually very expensive. For the bride it is perhaps the biggest day of a long life and the expectations are therefore naturally great. A big part of a successful wedding is, of course, the wedding cake. Here are some amazing wedding cakes everyone wants at their wedding… or will they?
1. We start a little cautiously:
2. What’s the idea here?
3. Okay, could well have been done differently?
4. Insecure to say what was the idea here…
5. Vegan wedding cake:
6. Special message. The man must feel lucky…
7. Cozy message on the big day:
8. The downfall of the world and zombies there:
9. Worse wedding cake than this is going to be hard to imagine?
10th Yes, here was perhaps one that was worse:
11. Bride and wedding cake there:
12. Here we had demanded the money back actually:
13. I guess it’s no sadder than this:
14. A long and happy marriage with alcohol:
15. Do you see the special thing with this cake?
16. Funny or just harry?
Bryllup er som regel en av de mest minnesrike dagene i livet. En dag der planleggingen har vært lang og som regel svært kostbar. For bruden er det kanskje den største dagen gjennom et langt liv og forventningene er derfor naturligvis store. En stor del av et vellykket bryllup er selvfølgelig bryllupskaken. Her finner du noen fantastiske bryllupskaker alle vil ha i brylluppet sitt… eller vil de det?
1. Vi starter litt forsiktig:
2. Hva er tanken her?
3. Okei, kunne vel blitt gjort annerledes?
4. Usikkert å si hva som var tanken her…
5. Vegansk bryllupskake:
6. Spesielt budskap. Mannen må føle seg heldig…
7. Koselig budskap på den store dagen:
8. Verdens undergang og zombier der altså:
Maybe some of the things girls spend the most time on in front of the mirror. Eyebrow. Sometimes it gets very stylish while other times maybe not quite as stylish. Here are at least 17 good examples of how to frieze your eyebrows if you want to be single for the rest of your life:
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Kanskje noe av det jenter bruker mest tid på foran speilet. Øyenbryn. Noen ganger blir det veldig stilig mens andre ganger kanskje ikke fullt så stilig. Her er i alle fall 17 gode eksempler på hvordan du kan frisere øyenbrynene dine om du vil være singel resten av livet:
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For the past 7 months, a 46-year-old father of 7 children from Drammen has been working intensely on his latest invention. “I’m building a time machine. I’m sure a lot of people will laugh at me, but I’m on to something now. And my motivation is sky-high.” says the man who thus has a total of 7 children aged 1 year and up to 8 years
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7 different The man who describes himself as a very attractive man says he owes over NOK 2 million in child support. “I can’t afford this, it’s simply not possible. The only hope I have is to make this time machine, travel back in time and kill the person who came up with this silly solution with child support” he says. The man has 7 children with 7 different and is expecting his 8 child with the sister of the mother of child number 2. “There is going to be an outcry without equal” says the man
Watching children 2
hours every month As the man is convicted and spends a lot of time in prison, there is limited time he spends with his 7, soon 8 children. “I normally sit in 8-9 months every year. There is talk of petty crimes such as robbery, drugs and aggravated violence” says the man who now believes he has soon managed to build a working time machine.”Yes, I’m going to do this. No doubt about it” ends the very fertile man
En 46 år gammel 7-barnesfar fra Drammen har de siste 7 månedene jobben intenst med sin siste oppfinnelse. “Jeg bygger en tidsmaskin. Mange vil nok le av meg, men jeg er inne på noe nå. Og motivasjonen min er skyhøy” sier mannen som altså har hele 7 barn i alderen 1 år og opp til 8 år
7 barn med 7 forskjellige
Mannen som beskriver seg selv som en meget attraktiv mann forteller at han skylder over 2 millioner kroner i barnebidrag. “Jeg har ikke råd til dette, det er rett og slett ikke mulig. Eneste håpet jeg har er å lage denne tidsmaskinen, reise tilbake i tid og ta livet av den personen som fant på denne tullete løsningen med barnebidrag” sier han. Mannen har 7 barn med 7 forskjellige og venter sitt 8 barn med søsteren til moren til barn nummer 2. “Det kommer til å bli et ramaskrik uten like” sier mannen
Ser barne 2 timer hver måned
Ettersom mannen er straffedømt og sitter mye i fengsel er det begrenset med tid han tilbringer sammen med sine 7, snart 8 barn. “Jeg sitter normalt sett inne 8-9 måneder hvert år. Det er snakk om småforbrytelser som ran, narkotika og grov vold” sier mannen som altså nå mener han snart har klart å bygge en fungerende tidsmaskin. “Ja dette skal jeg få til. Ingen tvil om det” avslutter den svært så fruktbare mannen
The Norwegian government has, after careful consideration, decided to legalise the drug Cocaine. “Wesee that legalizing this drug will be able to help the most shy part of the population loosen up a little”says State Secretary Ludvig Bottolf Punch
Says nothing.
In his account, it is pointed out that shy people often contribute little in society. “Theysay nothing, give little of themselves and do not contribute at all to the deep conversations one relies on in a functioning society”states in the statement sent on Monday afternoon to eAvisa’s narcotics journalism department by fax
I’m going to be happy.
“Wesee no concerns or negative consequences of legalizing Cocaine”says the secretary of state, continuing; “When shy people take this drug, they become both more talkable and happier. This is a win-win situation for all the tragic, shy and unexciting people out there” he quits while smiling very
OSLO: A man wearing a Finland cap and polvotter was arrested on Monday morning when he tried to rob a shop in central Oslo. The man was looking for a party with calendars worth over 100 kroner
Fixed on calendars
Police tell eAvisa’s crime reporter that the man is known to the police. “The man is known to collect on calendars. He is particularly concerned about the autumn months” says Commissioner Hardvold in a brief comment. He points out that the robbery will have consequences for the man who was given 12 months in the robbery. “Yes the man got with him a calendar of 12 months” confirms the police
Frightened staff
Work is now being worked on to take care of the store’s staff. One of these is hospitalized with a frightened kidney while the other 13 who were at work in the calendar store got away with lighter injuries such as a frightened wisdom tooth and loose stomach. “We expect the case to appear in court in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November or December”concludes the chief of police
