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Top blogger Hege Boobsud from Kløfta believes people need to get better at wearing seat belts!

“Important with seat belts” says Hege!

Hege Breastud from Kløfta now wants to come forward as a role model for girls and boys all over the world. “I see several times that both boys and girls do not wear seat belts” she says and continues; “If you don’t wear a seat belt you can get injured if you crash at 120 km/h on the highway for example,”she says concerned.

Always wear seat belts
Hege, who works as a blogger, has over the past 2 months had over 13 readers EVERY DAY on his blog. “I see that as I am a well-known blogger I can be perceived as a great role model and then it is important that I make sure that my readers and fans wear seat belts”says the reflected blogger. Hege has always been concerned with safety when it comes to vehicles. “I’ve always worn a flotation vest too even though there haven’t been waves at all,”she says.

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Stupid not to wear a seat belt: Hege says she gets angry every time she sees such pictures as this where girls don’t wear seat belts. “Assholes” she says

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Getting angry: “When I see pictures like this I get angry and feel like cutting off their heads” says Hege

Hoping to start a trend
Hege now hopes that by emerging as an advocate for people wearing seat belts she can create a trend. “I hope that anyone who is considering blowing a seat belt remembers me and for that reason wears a seat belt anyway,” says Hege. She also hopes that many people can read her blog and tap the ads on the page so she can keep life in the nationwide campaign. “If all 13 people who visit the blog every day print the ads then I make a lot of money and can blog the rest of my life and look after the seat belt “quits the gorgeous and professional blogger.

Will be safer to drive: “When you wear a seat belt, it gets better when you crash,” says the reflected blogger Hege Boobsud from Kløfta. Now she hopes everyone will wear seat belts regardless of whether they don’t want to wear a seat belt

What do you mean? Do you think seat belts are unfair or that it’s a good idea to wear a little?

BREAKING NEWS: Police will dig in Hagen’s garden to find out if Hagen is hiding anything in the garden

After the police have today arrested Tom Hagen and charged him with participation in murder or something in that duren, the police have decided to dig in hagen’s garden to find out if Hagen has anything to hide in his garden. “Hagen’s garden has a central role in the investigation around Hagen” says the police

The garden central to the investigation
The police tell eAvisa that hagen’s garden is large and that it will take a long time to dig up the garden where Hagen has lived for many years with his wife. “The garden has had unlimited access to the garden so we cannot rule out that Hagen has chosen to use the garden as a hiding place” says Police Chief Carl Våldsdom Hagen in a comment

Using excavator in the garden
Furthermore, the police tell that the garden will be dug up with excavator supplied by the company Hagenrud Gravservice. “Hagen has for many years used Hagenrud burial service to dig things down in the garden so we are now using this company to dig up any evidence in hagen’s garden”says the chief of police who is not related to Hagen. “No, god, it should have taken itself out,” laughs the commissioner

For the record: Hagen is not related to Carl I. Hagen even though they are both named Hagen by surname. Garden

SISTE NYTT: Politiet skal grave i hagen til Hagen for å finne ut om Hagen skjuler noe i hagen

Etter at politiet idag har arrestert Tom Hagen og siktet han for deltagelse i drap eller noe i den duren har politiet bestemt seg for å grave i hagen til Hagen for å finne ut om Hagen har noe å skjule i hagen sin. “Hagen til Hagen har en sentral rolle i etterforskningen rundt Hagen” sier politiet

Hagen sentral i etterforskningen
Politiet sier til eAvisa at hagen til Hagen er stor og at det vil ta lang tid å grave opp hagen der hvor Hagen har bodd i mange år sammen med sin kone. “Hagen har hatt ubegrenset tilgang på hagen så vi kan ikke utelukke at Hagen har valgt å bruke hagen som et skjulested” sier politimester Carl Våldsdom Hagen i en kommentar

Bruker gravemaskin i hagen
Videre forteller politiet at hagen skal graves opp med gravemaskin som er levert av selskapet Hagenrud gravservice. “Hagen har i mange år benyttet Hagenrud gravservice til å grave ned ting i hagen så vi benytter nå dette selskapet til å grave opp eventuelle bevis i hagen til Hagen” sier politimesteren som ikke er i familie med Hagen. “Nei gud, det skulle tatt seg ut” ler politimesteren

For ordens skyld: Hagen er ikke i familie med Carl I. Hagen selv om de begge heter Hagen til etternavn. Hagen

RESEARCH: People who listen to Heavy Metal are the smartest

Do you listen to hard rock?

The State Center for Interpersonal Relations has for years been working on a study to find out which music genres the smartest (and stupidest) people listen to. If you listen to Jass and list pop, you’re unfortunately just a few per cent away from the retarded claims study.

Metal fans are by far the smartest
At the upper end of the IQ scale we find people who listen to heavy metal and hard rock. Here the study highlights that the metal people have both the greatest understanding of humor while also possessing the most general knowledge. Hip hop lags relatively far behind when it comes to intelligence. Hip-Hop listeners often have a bad vocabulary and their general knowledge is relatively limited.

Jazz and List Pop are on the verge of retarded
Furthermore, the study shows that some shocking image of people listening to jazz and/or list pop. The IQ level of this group is completely in the lower tier and on the verge of ridiculously stupid. Of other music styles, classical is like that in the middle of the tree while alternative pop jazz mostly attracts listeners who struggle with self-image and reality perception.

But again; if you listen to heavy metal, the top level of the world is at the very top of the world.

The clip of the drunken northerner makes the police laugh

“Æ gets so pissed off”

The mildly aggressive and drunk northerner is a huge hit on social media. The man who has clearly been drinking far more than he should be so furious and out of control that even the police have to stretch on the smileband.


Klippet av den drita fulle nordlendingen får politiet til å le

“Æ blir så forbanna”

Den mildt sagt aggressive og fulle nordlendingen er en stor hit i sosiale medier. Mannen som tydelig har drukket langt mer enn han burde er så rasende og ute av kontroll at til og med politiet må strekke på smilebåndet.


Furious motorist splashed flushing fluid on cyclist. Must serve six months in prison

Cyclists laughed and clapped

A motorist in Eastern Norway has been sentenced to six months in prison after spraying flushing fluid on a cyclist last summer. The motorist, a man in his 30s, explained that cyclists in the road had annoyed him so much over a long period of time that the cup in question was completely overflowing.

Didn’t make it to the pole
Furthermore, it emerged that the motorist on the day in question was initially very stressed when he was due to reach the liquor store. “Itwas 1750 and I was going to make it to the pole,” theman explained in court. Furthermore, he explained: “Half-ice forward I had to for several minutes root behind this cyclist who was clearly not going to make it to this day. It went ridiculously slow and the pavement where the cyclists should initially stay was clearly not good enough for this tightsman” ended the man’s explanation with. The man clearly felt annoyed at cyclists which did not help the man’s cause.

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The judge not impressed: The man’s explanation that he should reach the pole was not well received by the judge who sentenced the man to a full six months behind bars.

Very harsh punishment
The judge who himself was an avid cyclist sentenced the man to 9 months imprisonment of which 3 months was conditional. This means that the annoyed motorist must serve a full six months behind bars for splashing washer fluid on the cyclist. The man’s lawyer states that the sentence is extremely harsh and that he will consult with his client when it comes to the appeal question.

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Splashed flushing fluid on purpose: This is how the parties explained the episode that occurred on a Friday afternoon last summer. It could have gone bad,” says the cyclist himself. Now the man has to go to jail.

Cyclists clapped and laughed
Furthermore, something reminiscent of drama emerged when cyclists from various cycling clubs clapped and laughed when the man had his sentence read out. The offended cyclist was not gracious in his statement after the verdict; “JI hope this man sits even further. I also hope other motorists now treat cyclists with respect and patience” he concluded.

Eavisa later stated that the man will not appeal the sentence and will thus serve six months in prison within a short period of time. He’s going to train himself so he can do Birken next year.

Rasende bilist sprutet spylervæske på syklist. Må sone 6 mnd i fengsel

Syklister lo og klappet

En bilist på Østlandet er i retten dømt til 6 måneders fengsel etter å ha sprutet spylevæske på en syklist i fjor sommer. Bilisten, en mann i 30 årene, forklarte at syklister i veibanen hadde irritert han såpass mye over en lengre periode at begeret  den aktuelle dagen rant fullstendig over.

Rakk ikke polet
Videre kom det frem at bilisten den aktuelle dagen i utgangspunktet var svært stresset da han skulle rekke vinmonopolet. “Klokken var 1750 og jeg skulle rekke polet” forklarte mannen i retten. Videre forklarte han: “halveis fremme måtte jeg i flere minutter rote bak denne syklisten som tydeligvis ikke skulle rekke noe denne dagen. Det gikk latterlig sakte og fortauet hvor syklistene i utgangspunktet bør holde seg var tydeligvis ikke bra nok for denne tightsmannen” avsluttet mannen sin forklaring med. Mannen bar tydelig preg av å fortsatt være irritert på syklister noe som ikke hjalp mannens sak nevneverdig.

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Dommeren ikke imponert: Mannens forklaring om at han skulle rekke polet ble ikke godt mottatt hos dommeren som dømte mannen til hele 6 måneder bak murene.

Særdeles streng straff
Dommeren som selv var en ivrig syklist dømte mannen til 9 måneder fengsel hvorav 3 måneder var betinget. Det betyr altså at den irriterte bilisten må sone hele 6 måneder bak murene for å ha sprutet spylervæske på syklisten. Mannens advokat uttaler at dommen er særdeles streng og at han vil rådføre seg med sin klient når det kommer til ankespørsmålet.

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Sprutet spylervæske med vilje: Slik forklarte partene episoden som inntraff en fredags ettermiddag i fjor sommer. Det kunne gått ille sier syklisten selv. Nå må mannen i fengsel.

Syklister klappet og lo
Videre utartet det seg noe som kunne minne om dramatikk da oppmøtte syklister fra ulike sykkelklubber klappet og lo når mannen fikk dommen opplest. Den fornærmede syklisten var ikke nådig i sin uttalelse etter dommen; “Jeg håper denne mannen sitter enda lenger. Jeg håper også andre bilister nå behandler syklister med respekt og tålmodighet” avsluttet han.

Eavisa for senere opplyst at mannen ikke vil anke dommen og skal dermed sone 6 måneder i fengsel innen kort tid. Han skal trene seg opp slik at han kan gjennomføre Birken neste år.

LATEST: Ladies who knit are psychopathic and destroy families

Does anyone knit in your family?

For a number of years it has been fully acceptable to knit hats, mittens and sweaters in Norway. Knitting has long been referred to as a hobby and equated with innocent activities such as reading, cooking and stamp collection. Now experts warn against accepting knitting as part of Norwegian everyday life. “People who knit are often morbidly concerned with this hobby and allow knitting of checkered mittens and other nonsense no one needs to wear, go beyond family relationships”says one of the most renowned researchers in the north on psychological behavior. “I’d rather spend the night with a psychotic ex-drug addict with a plastic hammer than a clinky egocentric lady in her 50s with knitting needles and yarn balls”he says

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Clear psychopathic traits
In a survey conducted by the university where chief prologist Stefan Gøring Vante works, it has been found that an overwhelming majority of those who knit are thoroughbred psychopaths. “A whopping 87% of those who reported knitting as a hobby had one or more psychopathic traits”says the researcher. They also found that especially women aged 41-63 became meaner and meaner to family members the more time they spent on the selfish hobby. “Yes, for this age group it became very clear that knitting was more important than both children and the remaining family. There were several examples of this age group being directly vicious to people around them” says the renowned scientist.

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Aud Gunhild Sørbur recognizes the description: “Even though it’s fun and knitting, I don’t want it to go beyond the family relationships as I have now realized that it does”says Aud Gunhild who has now decided to change the hobby. “I’m going to sit down with my family and let them decide what to do going forward,”says the knitting-addicted lady who seems sympathetic on the outside to Eavisa from her home in Porsgrunn.

Lay down the knitting needles
On the basis of this survey, the researcher now recommends having a chat with family members who knit. “Get them away from this hobby and recommend other healthy activities you can do with your family. Ladies who knit very often have a slightly distorted picture of the effect so proceed gently” he recommends. Most people who have this dubious hobby turned out, according to the survey, to be manipulative and more aggressive than most people. People who knitted a lot also had an increasing proportion of personality disorder and other mental disorders, it emerged from the comprehensive survey. In the anti-knitting environment, they are now worried that we will have the first knitting accident in Norway before anyone really grabs this. “A knitting needle can quickly end up in the eye or through the foot if you step on it while it is straight up,” says a former knitter from Gjøvik who wishes to remain anonymous. Eavisa has also been in contact with Norway’s knitting and weaving federations, but they were furious and unfortunately slang on the tube in fury before we could ask them questions.

“Do you have anyone in your family who knits? Help them. Sit down and have a chat with that person and tell them that you love him/her and that you want to help them out of knitting.” is the concluding advice of the Swedish scientist.

LATEST TREND! Now it’s sexy with clothes that accentuate the lower abdomen!

Tight pants are super sexy says expert!

The Nordic region’s great fashion and trend expert Vivian V. Vallevold has long researched upcoming trends and fashion phenomena and has always been right. Now she recommends Norwegian fashion-proven boys and girls to dress in clothes that as much as possible highlight the lower abdomen. “We can call it checking or meeting new acquaintances, but everyone really understands that the great interest lies in each other’s abdomen”says the award-winning expert.

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Bring out vagina and penis
She is experiencing that more and more countries are now introducing this fashion trend and that it is now becoming more common and more common to highlight the lower abdomen when dressing. “Thereis no difference between accentuating the lower abdomen and accentuating the breasts”she says.

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Latest fashion: In Tenerife, which is the world’s checkpoint number 1, they sell clothes that highlight the under the waist in all stores. Here you see the Norwegian Jostein Ivan Knugerud demonstrating the fashion that is now about to take over the world. “Comfortable and tantalizing with clothes that accentuate the lower abdomen” says the charming Norwegian as weights.

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Everyone wears the clothes in the United States: In America, 8 out of 10 Americans already wear clothes specially sewn to accentuate the lower abdomen. The picture is taken from a wild political debate in the US where the theme was “Cinnamon and sugar peas are the new sugar”

After just one minute at the airport in Greåker just outside Fredrikstad in Østfold county, we found this snella that had caught the last scream in the fashion world. “Ithink this fashion will make it easier to get a girlfriend,”the buttery Katharina Vølmerud told Eavisa.

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After a short walk, we found a lot of boys and girls who had caught up with the new popular trend where you dress in clothes that are adapted to accentuate the lower abdomen.

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