Trender kommer og går. Denne gangen er det tennene som skal bort. Så og si hele Hollywood har nå trukket tennene sine for å se enda bedre ut. Og si hva du vil, men de ser jo utrolig flotte ut
As sure as the sun rises on a Sunday, it is also that a significant portion of the population of all ages wake up on Sundays with a feeling that they really could only DIE! In this context, there are certain dishes that will help against the drunken disease. Other foods, on the other hand, probably only make to exacerbate the already dirty form:
1. A little old lasagne with blue cheese?
2. A piece of sheep’s head. Elle smalahode as it is also called:
3. If you translate this then it will be?!
4. Sjømark can certainly speed up the system the day after:
5. Raw frog is a delicacy so just throw in:
6. A lovely chocolate souffle is fine then…
7. If you are abroad, you may be lucky to find some exciting canned food:
8. Maybe just eat some cake?
9. Or maybe just go to fast food where, among other things, this guy works:
10. The day after that one needs nutrition and locusts contain lots of proteins. Well come!
Like sikkert som at solen står opp på en søndag er det også at en vesentlig del av befolkningen i alle aldre våkner opp på søndager med en følelse av at de egentlig bare kunne DØDD! I denne sammenhengen er det visse matretter som skal hjelpe mot fyllesyken. Annen mat derimot sørger nok bare for å forverre den allerede møkkete formen:
1. Litt gammel lasagne med blåmuggost?
2. Et stk sauehode. Elle smalahode som det også kalles:
3. Hvis du oversetter dette så blir det?!
4. Sjømark kan sikkert få fart på systemet dagen derpå:
5. Rå frosk er jo en delikatesse så det er bare å hive innpå:
6. En nydelig sjokoladesufflè er jo greit da…
7. Er du i utlandet kan du jo være heldig å finne litt spennende hermetikk:
8. Kanskje bare spise litt kake?
9. Eller kanskje bare ta en tur på gatekjøkken der blant annet denne karen jobber:
10. Dagen derpå trenger man næring og gresshopper inneholder masse proteiner. Vel bekomme!
For many years Lars-Børre Gnurebock has been looking forward to the summer. Then he has gone to the beach where he goes and enjoys himself with only breasts and bouncing girls’ breasts. In recent years, however, Lars-Børre has noticed an ugly trend; Norwegian girls do not undress as much as before. “Amazing ly for us men who mainly go to the beach to look at nipples then”he says
More taboo than before Lars-Børre says that in the 90s it was mostly just girls bathing, sunbathing and relaxing with their tits completely bare. “Yes then I could sit for hours and watch tits while the girls enjoyed themselves without a top”he says. In recent years, the situation has changed drastically. “Yes now there is hardly enough a single nipple to see”he says. The only exception is Olga at 92 years old, but there is no interest as much as Lars-Børre
Miss only breasts:Lars-Børre Gnurebock from Lom travels the country during the summer season to discover and look at new tits. Now he despairs that it is no longer common for the girls to sunbathe topless. “It won’t be the same” he says despairingly.
Does anyone think they should speak up When he now chooses to go out in the media with this, he admits that it is for the girls to reconsider the situation. “There are only advantages to sunbathing topless; Smoother tan, tits get air and not least contribute to a greater sense of happiness in the men who sit and stare at their tits” he says. Now he hopes the girls show some understanding and cut out this covering garment that hides large and small female breasts. “Get yourselves together girls. Undress” he concludes loudly and firmly
What do you think, should the girls cut out by covering up?
I mange år har Lars-Børre Gnurebock gledet seg til sommeren. Da har han reist til stranden der han går og koser seg med bare bryster og hoppende jenterumper. De siste årene har derimot Lars-Børre lagt merke til en stygg trend; Norske jenter kler ikke av seg i like stor grad som før. “Utrolig kjipt for oss menn som hovedsakelig drar til stranden for å se på brystvorter da” sier han
Mer tabu enn før Lars-Børre forteller at det på 90-tallet stort sett kun var jenter som badet, solte seg og slappet av med puppene fullstendig blottet. “Ja da kunne jeg sitte i flere timer og se på pupper mens jentene koste seg uten topp” forteller han. De siste årene er situasjonen forandret seg drastisk. “Ja nå er det knapt nok en eneste brystvorte å se” forteller han. Eneste unntaket er Olga på 92 år, men der er jo ikke interessen like stor medgir Lars-Børre
Savner bare bryster:Lars-Børre Gnurebock fra Lom reiser landet rundt i sommersesongen for å oppdage og se på nye pupper. Nå fortviler han over at det ikke lenger er vanlig at jentene soler seg toppløse. “Det blir ikke det samme” sier han fortvilet.
Synes noen bør si fra Når han nå velger å gå ut i media med dette innrømmer han at det er for at jentene skal revurdere situasjonen. “Det er bare fordeler med å sole seg toppløs; Jevnere brunfarge, puppene får luft og ikke minst bidrar dere til en større lykkefølelse hos de mennene som sitter og stirrer på puppene deres” sier han. Nå håper han at jentene viser litt forståelse og kutter ut dette dekkende plagget som gjemmer store og små kvinnebryster. “Ta dere sammen jenter. Kle av dere” avslutter han høylytt og bestemt
Hva synes du, bør jentene kutte ut med å dekke seg til?
That women are some cruel beings we knew. But after all, the Bibles say they come from a leg in Adam’s chest, so they can’t be so different from men. Yet there are some highly private things girls do differently than men…. even if they’re never going to admit it!
See only here:
Girls study facial hair that grows out from weird places:
Girls can’t cope with napping out hair. No, no, no, no, no, no If they are alone, the hair should be studied, checked and tasted…
Girls grow mustache. They just take it away before we see it.
Sure. Girls get a mustache. It is often light, often just dun … but no one thinks more about their mustache than girls:
Girls are the only creatures on Earth who think they’ll be sweeter with one extra set of ears:
Girls have a strange way to argue.
They can sit for hours having fantasy quarrels up in their own head… and often with his best friend:
Girls are also the only creatures in nature, who believe that any strange action can be explained
that it is “the way they are … or I don’t get it myself!”
Girls make cleavage
When alone, they squeeze their shoulders forward, collect their upper arms and make themselves more chasm, but they say sexy things to themselves in the mirror.
Girls can spend ages drying themselves after a simple shower
Like it’s going to be something hard. They also have their hair in a turban made of two towel. The most impressive thing is that the wrapping will never be good enough the first time, and always has to be repeated at least once… even if it looks exactly the same:
When they are finished dried, they should lie on the bed in a bathrobe
… and wave your legs while it does not make anything entirely sensible. It may seem that the less sexy that robe is, the better:
At kvinner er noen grusomme vesener visste vi. Men tross alt sier biblene at de kommer fra et ben i Adams bryst, så de kan ikke være så annerledes enn menn. Allikevel er det en del høyst private ting jenter gjør annerledes enn menn ….selv om de aldri kommer til å innrømme det!
Se bare her:
Jenter studerer ansiktshår som gror ut fra rare plasser:
Jenter klarer seg ikke med å nappe ut hår. Neida. Er de alene, skal håret studeres, kontrolleres og smakes på…
Jenter gror bart. De bare tar den vekk, før vi ser det
Jada. Jenter får bart. Den er ofte lys, ofte bare dun …men ingen tenker mer på barten sin enn jenter:
Jenter er de eneste skapningene på jorden som tror de blir søtere med ett ekstra sett ører:
Jenter har et merkelig vis å krangle på.
De kan sitte i timevis å ha fantasikrangler oppe i sitt eget hode …og ofte med sin beste venn:
Jenter er også de eneste skapningene i naturen, som mener at en hver merkelig handling kan forklares
med at det er “sånn de er …eller jeg skjønner det ikke selv!”
Jenter lager kløft
Når de er alene, klemmer de skuldrene fremover, samler overarmene og lager seg mer kløft, men de sier sexy ting til seg selv i speilet.
Jenter kan bruke evigheter på å tørke seg etter en enkel dusj
Som om det skulle være noe vanskelig. De har også håret i turban laget av håndkle nummer to. Det mest imponerende er at den innpakkingen aldri blir bra nok første gang, og alltid må gjentas minst en gang …selv om det ser helt dønn likt ut:
Når de er ferdig tørket skal de ligge på sengen i morgenkåpe
…og vifte med bena mens det ikke gjør noe som helt fornuftig. Det kan synes som dess mindre sexy den morgenkåpen er, dess bedre:
Jenter bruker en rekke ting i dusjen
som absolutt ikke har noen som helst der å gjøre….
A man in his 30s from Jessheim was on Sunday night sitting in the toilet for over 3 hours to trick himself away from housework and laying children. The man who is described by his loved ones as a normal person experienced his worst nightmare after 3 hours because he was sitting so long with his mobile phone in the bathroom
Legs fell asleep, blood splashed The man who after a violent fuss from his wife had to end the toilet visit after 3 hours would get up to wash his hands and continue the day. It didn’t work out that way. The man’s legs had “fallen asleep” after sitting in the same position for so long and the man therefore fell over and smashed his nose into the sink. His nose completely snapped and the man made his way to his face, his nose bone stood straight up and his skin cracked all over his face. There was blood splashing all over the bathroom. This in turn resulted in him falling backwards and hitting the back of the head in the toilet bowl. Once again, the blood was splashing and the entire bathroom floor was covered in blood. “The blood stood like a fountain out of the back of the head and out of the broken nose”says the wife of the mobile phone-on-the-do-man.
Died of shrapnel in the head The man, who now lost significant amounts of blood due to being in the bathroom with a mobile phone for more than three hours, later died of his injuries. “The man suffered such extensive injuries after his legs had fallen asleep so it was impossible to save the man”says nurse Berit Bøtte Vassvått to Eavisa. She now warns men to spend too long in the toilet with their mobile phone. “Yes you lose the concept of time when you sit in the bathroom with your phone to trick yourself away and it can at worst cost you your life like here”says the nurse
What do you mean? Could this have happened to you?
Okay, then after countless warnings in both headline and inside the case you have chosen to take a look at these images that are guaranteed to create a reaction. Sit down well and do everything you can to see all the photos. Can you see through them all?
1. Think about that gets 1000 kr for taking gape over these feet. Would you have done that?
2. Hungry anyone?
3. Huh? Whaaaat?:
4. Yes that probably doesn’t hurt…?
5. If you have worms in the eye apple, cut it away like this:
Ok, da har du etter utallige advarsler i både overskrift og inne på saken allikevel valgt å ta en titt på disse bildene som garantert vil skape en reaksjon. Sett deg godt til rette og gjør alt du kan for å se alle bildene. Klarer du å se gjennom alle?
1. Tenk på at får 1000 kr for å ta gape over disse føttene. Hadde du gjort det?
2. Sulten anyone?
3. Hæ? Whaaaat?:
4. Ja det der gjør sikkert ikke vondt…?
5. Hvis du har mark i øye-eplet må du skjære den bort slik som dette:
