Eva (23 years) had lost faith in true love, but then she met heart-sick Birger (82 years)

Love comes in many colors and shapes. For Eva Louise, it’s been hard to hit the right one. She’s been dating for years, but she never found what she was looking for. “A lot of men out there give the impression of being something they’re not or having more money than they have,”she says. Now, however, she has, after a long hunt found the great love

Fell for Birger in the hospital
Eva says she wanted to try new places to meet men. Therefore, she went to the cardiac ward of the exclusive hospital Amaronia in Bærum. Here, only heart patients can afford the best and most expensive treatment you can find. “I went and looked a little and the moment I saw Birger in the hospital bed I realized that he was the great love,” smiles a clearly in love Eva

Birger is also in love
When eAvisa visits the in-price couple, Birger doesn’t say much. “He’s tired so he has to save on the powers of the wedding night,”says Eva. She’s arranged it so they’re getting married already tonight. “Yes it will be nice. Birger’s family is on their way by car to the hospital, but won’t be here until early morning. It gives us time for all the paperwork that, after all, needs to be done. I’m sure they’ll be happy to see how in love we are and that we’re going to get married.” says Eva. ” Birger is really in love, he has said that,” says Eva convincingly

“Nevergive up the great love, see only how I succeeded in the end” concludes Eva while Birger is served porridge and a large glass of household juice

12 crazy reasons why these 12 kids are crying

Children can be upset about so much. These children show that you can get upset without interfering with logic. Sure, don’t have to be logical at all. Ahh life as understanding parents:

12 vanvittige grunner til hvorfor disse 12 barna gråter

Barn kan bli lei seg for så mye. Akkurat disse barna viser at man kan bli lei seg uten å blande inn logikk. Jada, trenger ikke være logisk i det hele tatt. Ahh livet som forståelsesfull foreldre:

10 proof that your 40th birthday is unfortunately the beginning of the end. That’s just the way it is.

Yes, life is going to end…

The vast majority of people know that the day you round 40, most things go down. The hope of a wonderful career and the perfect trophy is gone and you don’t have a day where you don’t feel a kind of pain you’ve never felt before. These are some of the signs that you are over 40 years old and heading for the precipice:

1. More often sick and aching:
Not a day without you waking up in indefinable pain. Your immune system is simply about to take the evening. Slowly but surely:

2. Worse and worse drunken
The day after that in the 20s and 30s was a quiet and cozy day with a pizza and film on the couch. After the age of 40, it is no longer the “day thereafter”, but the DAYS thereafter. Never have you had it worse:

3. Going to change your life
The famous 40-year crisis is not utopia. The urge to live out your teenage dreams will be great and you will experience a lot in no time. After all, you’ll be done soon:

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4. Morbidly concerned with exercise and diet
You’ve never cared before, but now it’s really going to be taken hold! Exercise, vegetables and mountain walks are all that’s in your head:

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5. Grey hair!!!!
The great horror and terrible nightmare you’ve always thought of is now a reality. You get gray hair:

6. Visible and more wrinkles
You try to ignore it, but you see them more clearly and more clearly every day. The wrinkles take over your face. You look worse and worse with each passing day:

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7. The penis starts working towards you
For men, the 40 years is the time where you still want to, but don’t always get it right anymore. The times you make it, it’s a little slushy and fast. Yes, yes… as it has become:

8. Menopause (Girls only)
Many girls think menopause starts in their 50s, but it’s in full swing the day after the age of 40. Irritation, mood swings and much more nonsense characterize your everyday life from now on:

9. Gravity comes and takes you
The 40s are the time when all body parts give in to gravity. Tits and testicles are at full speed down towards your kneecaps:

10. Weekly doctor visits:
After the age of 40, doctor visits become part of everyday life. Bullets should be checked, doctors are going into your ass and your breasts should be checked thoroughly

So in other words. If you’ve rounded up 40 years, it’s time to set up your will, buy warm slippers and go back to reading the paper where there are crosswords. Yes, it was fun as long as it lasted… life in other words

16 examples of what it’s like to grow up with siblings

Sibling love is a remarkable thing. One day you are best friends who will do everything for each other, but the very next day there is full stick war and hatred that applies. We bet most siblings recognize these:

The day Heidi realized she had to share her parents with 2 brothers:
When to hold your little sister, but want her to have trauma:
When dogs reflect sibling love:
This photo shows anything but sibling love:
Guess someone’s got the little sister right the picture was taken?
Ha have guessed most siblings have felt on this:
When you pinch your sister, but everyone else just thinks she’s nagging a lot:
After a long day of bickering, it’s okay to take a break:
Some take it a little longer than everyone else. Like this sibling couple:

16 eksempler på hvordan det er å vokse opp med søsken

Søskenkjærlighet er en merkverdig greie. Den ene dagen er man bestevenner som vil gjøre alt for hverandre, men allerede neste dag er det full pinne krig og hat som gjelder. Vi tipper de fleste søsken kjenner seg igjen i disse:

Den dagen Heidi skjønte at hun måtte dele foreldrene med 2 brødre:
Når du skal holde lillesøsteren din, men vil at hun skal få traumer:
Når hunder reflekterer søskenkjærlighet:
Dette bildet viser alt annet enn søskenkjærlighet:
Tipper noen har kløpet lillesøster rett bildet ble tatt?
Ha ha tipper de fleste søsken har følt på denne:
Når du klyper søsteren din, men alle andre bare tror hun griner mye:
Etter en lang dag med krangling er det greit å ta en pause:
Noen tar det litt lenger enn alle andre. Slik som dette søskenparet:

Study shows that ugly people are for face masks while beautiful people are against

A comprehensive study conducted by the State Center for Interpersonal Relations shows that there is a very shared opinion about how okay it is to wear face masks. “We see that those people who have pretty faces and who can be described as attractive do not want to wear face masks” says doctor and researcher Lars Larsotta Larsen to eAvisa

Ugly people are too
A group that, on the other hand, thinks face masks are fine are the ugly people. “Yes they have no problems with this. On the contrary, we see that the ugly people really want to wear face masks” says the scientist. ” In addition, we see from the study that the beautiful people think it is perfectly okay that the ugly people wear face masks as long as they themselves release” he says

Divides society into 2
The study shows with this that society can be largely divided into 2 parts; Ugly people and pretty people. “Both groups are equally worthwhile, but most people realize that pretty people are better off and more easily getting the good jobs,” says the researcher. The study also shows that the pretty people are often no more than a pretty face. “Yes that’s right. The group of attractive people are often self-absorbed and work very often as bloggers” concludes the renowned scientist

“Road trip in Norway is not a holiday” says 3-year-old mother who has been sitting 4 days in the car

Summer is underway and there are many of us who now have summer holidays. Because of the Coronavirus, many holiday plans have changed this year. Those who looked forward to beaches, palm trees and pool cuddles have had to settle for Norway as a holiday country. “Doesn’t work at all. Road trip in Norway is by no means holiday” says a 3-child mother who has been sitting in the car with her family for the first 4 days of vacation in full rain

A little snow too
The mother says the so-called holiday has only been a vicious test of how strong her relationship with her husband and children is. “When the only opportunity you have is to sit in the car with the whole family in pursuit of nice weather then it goes for itself that the thought of leaving the whole family is incredibly tempting,” says the woman who is currently stuck on a mountain pass. “Yes it was going to snow a little too on this summer holiday”says her mother sarcastically

Never again a road trip in Norway
“One thing is at least certain; I’m never going on a road trip in Norway again. I simply don’t want that. It’s that simple.” she says. The man sitting next to says nothing. He has been quiet for the last 24 hours and has to concentrate on driving as it rains extremely much. “Yes it’s dangerous, we don’t see anything, but right now it feels fine if we crash and go into a coma the whole gang,”her mother concludes.

PS: The kids are doing well in the back seat. They have unlimited data and notice nothing to the murderous mood of the front seat

Tom-Roar (52 years) rode nearly 40 miles, but did NO likes get on Facebook?

“Strange” says Tom Roar!

Tom-Roar Bjørkebotten from Indre Billefjord experienced cycling for many hours without getting one one of the same on Facebook. “I have equipment for over 45 000 kroner and have spent a lot of time on this. Therefore, it hurts extra when the whole trip is wasted” says the distraught father of two children.

Cycled alone for 40 miles
Tom-Roar cycled for several hours and updated his Facebook status seven times during the trip. “I had a good feeling when I rode that such an extensive trip would give okay much with likes” explains Tom-Roar. The shock was therefore great when he came home and saw that he had managed the master piece to ride for many hours with pig-expensive equipment without getting one equal. “Pathetic”says Tom-Roar himself!

Helmet for over 1500 nok: The helmet alone cost over 1500 kroner, Tom-Roar can tell. He rode 40 miles without getting a single one on Facebook. “Disappointing and hurtful” says Tom-Roar himself.

Wasted ride, give up cycling!
After the insane episode, Tom-Roar is now considering cutting out his cycling and spending some of his free time with his children. “I’ve checked some statistics and see that pictures of the kids give the most likes so I think it’ll probably be a trip to Tusenfryd during the week in any case”says the sympathetic but very frustrated man. “I’d rather take up the bike again if there’s a little more poppis left,” concludesTom-Roar.

Tom-Roar’s family wishes to remain anonymous, but say they generally think people should enjoy cycling trips as the one Tom-Roar has carried out.