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SISTE NYTT: Mann mer fornøyd med penis-størrelse etter å ha klipt bort alt kjønnshår

En mann fra Fredrikstad smiler bredt om dagen. Han er gjentatte ganger på badet for å se på sin egen penis i speilet. Mannen som før trodde han hadde liten penis har klippet bort alt kjønnshåret. “Nå er jeg fornøyd, nå har jeg stor penis” sier mannen tydelig fornøyd

Fått ny selvtillit
Mannen som gjerne vil være anonym heter Trond Børre Kållerud sier til eAvisa at han etter å ha klippet bort alle hår i underlivsregionen har fått ny og betydelig høyere selvtillit. Han skal nå lage seg en profil på Tinder og leve livet. “Ja, herregud nå skal det knulles masse. Det er nesten 3 år siden sist jeg ikke hadde sex alene” sier mannen (Trond) mens han smiler bredt og godt

Fra liten til stor
Videre forteller mannen at han har gått fra og ha liten penis til og nå ha kjempe-penis. “Ja det var ikke mer som skulle til. 2-3 timer med barberhøvelen og jeg er nå godt utstyrt der nede. De aller fleste vet at jenter stort sett er ute etter stor penis og penger så derfor er jeg glad nå. Dette skal gå kjempebra” sier han

It’s about Christmas. Today, THE Christmas Marzipan finally arrives in the store

August 28 is christmas marzipan again

Summer is finished and Christmas is finally just around the corner. Now all chocolate producers are reporting that the Christmas Marsil will appear as planned in the grocery stores on August 5. “Yesnow people should not have to wait longer”says product manager at Hai chocolate factory Sjonkel Skumbjørnar in a press release

People want it.
“We know that people are impatient when it comes to implementing the Christmas celebrations so we respect this of course,”says the product manager. He hopes the Christmas tree shops and not least the Christmas channel Klem fm follow up and start the Christmas spirit. “It’s the fact that it’s christmas we sell the most Christmas candy so now we just have to get started,”he says as he smiles. He is convinced that people have been looking forward greatly over the summer holidays for Christmas balls and Christmas Marzipan to appear in stores in August

Photo result for Christmas Marsilpan

Finally in store: After a little somling, the chocolate factories in Norway can now report that the Christmas Marzipan will finally be found on store shelves. On August 28, the shelves are full of the good chocolate that creates the lovely Christmas spirit.

More calls to Eavisa
An anonymous reader of Eavisa (named Britt Krokbøtte Vreid) and over 2,000 more people have called in a whopping 6,584 times and requested Christmas candy last week. Or as Britt said in the last phone call; “Where’s that fucking Christmas Marsil a, starting to get pissed i ass?“. Yes, we can please Britt that now comes the good marzipan that creates the good feeling of Christmas, jesus and bells.

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!

BREAKING NEWS: Man who said 2020 was going to be a fantastic year on New Year’s Eve feels stupid

Ragnar Raw Lem sits at home in his apartment at Toten. He has little money, health anxiety and an ever-growing cool under his arm that no one knows what is. Ragnar looks back at the crazy New Year’s eve celebration and feels really stupid. Ragnar said 2020 would be the best year ever

Got it wrong.
After waiting seven months for an upturn, Ragnar has now realized that the upturn never comes. “I thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, but now I see that this year is likely to be the worst year ever,”he says. “I can’t believe I could be so wrong,”he says as he shakes his head. Ragnar was so sure that 2020 would be his year, but in the present he is unemployed, sick and in the process of developing an ever greater alcohol problem

I don’t care anymore.
Although many of us hope that the pandemic will stop, Ragnar says he has stopped caring. “Yes now I don’t bother anymore, I don’t care anymore. Now I’m going to drink cardboard wine, watch the Bloggers on TV2 and wait for the next crisis. I’m sure it’ll be coming as early as September. An earthquake or an astroide or something” he says.

“There is no doubt that sheep meat is carcinogenic” says slaughter-ready sheep

“All research shows that you get cancer, boils on the face and small pee if you eat sheep meat” says Berit. She is a 7 year old sheep who can tell about really bad mood on the farm where she lives. “Everyone walks around feeling the mood now as it approaches Christmas”she says

Stick meat is
not good Berit believes sheep meat should not be eaten by neither humans nor wolves. “We contribute with wool and it should hold. You don’t have to eat us as well.She’s going to be a good one. Berit and 102 other sheep have been in a bad mood ever since they heard a Christmas song was played on the radio in early November. “It went through all of us when we heard Maria Mena on the radio as yet another informed that she wanted to go home for Christmas,” says Berit more easily stated

Cheers for
vegetables” There’s so much good food now that’s plant-based,”says Berit. She mentions the nut test as a clear favourite for Christmas dinner. “Yes or rib. Feel free to eat ribs, but eat for God’s sake not stick meat. Then you get really sick and will most likely die.” ends the scared little sheep while making a very cute face in the hope that it will help

18 foods with the world’s WORST names

Marketing and image is important when establishing new foods on the market. The name of the item is of course also important. Just that these have simply given gloss in:

18 matvarer med verdens VERSTE navn

Markedsføring og image er viktig når du skal etablere nye matvarer på markedet. Navnet på varen er selvfølgelig også viktig. Akkurat det har disse rett og slett gitt blanke i:

24 of the world’s worst selfies where people forgot to check the background

Most of us take selfies to document both holidays and everyday life. Most of us usually also check the photos we post carefully before we post them. These, on the other hand, did not check so very carefully:

    1. Spider Photo-Bombs A Selfie
    2. I May See A Better Selfie Of A Man, A Baby And A Dog This Month But I Doubt It
    3. Even This Dog Is Sick Of Her Selfies
    4. Probably The Best Photobomb Of All Time
    5. Selfie Background Fail
    6. Mirror Selfie. Look Closely
    7. Reflection Fail
    8. Little Girl Selfie Gets Photobombed By Bear-Like Father
    9. You Could Have Left Something In The Shower
    10. That Moment Your Camera Focuses On A Horse's Butt Instead Of Your Selfie
    11. Buddy Sent Us A Picture Of His Turf-Burn. When You See It
    12. Just Me, Myself And I
    13. So Happy With My New Hair
    14. Sneaky Selfie

24 av verdens verste selfies der folk glemte å sjekke bakgrunnen

De fleste av oss tar selfies for å dokumentere både ferier og hverdagen. De fleste av oss sjekker som regel også bildene vi legger ut nøye før vi poster de. Disse derimot, sjekket ikke så veldig nøye:

    1. Spider Photo-Bombs A Selfie
    2. I May See A Better Selfie Of A Man, A Baby And A Dog This Month But I Doubt It
    3. Even This Dog Is Sick Of Her Selfies
    4. Probably The Best Photobomb Of All Time
    5. Selfie Background Fail
    6. Mirror Selfie. Look Closely
    7. Reflection Fail
    8. Little Girl Selfie Gets Photobombed By Bear-Like Father
    9. You Could Have Left Something In The Shower
    10. That Moment Your Camera Focuses On A Horse's Butt Instead Of Your Selfie
    11. Buddy Sent Us A Picture Of His Turf-Burn. When You See It
    12. Just Me, Myself And I
    13. So Happy With My New Hair
    14. Sneaky Selfie

15 people who have extra body parts (Note: may be perceived macabre)

People with two faces? Yes it exists!

As incredible as it may sound, there are several people in the world with two faces, three breasts as well as a host of other insane extras. This film shows 15 of the most spectacular people in the world with extra body parts:

15 personer som har ekstra kroppsdeler (Obs: kan oppfattes makabert)

Mennesker med to ansikter? Ja det finnes!

Så utrolig som det kan høres ut så finnes det flere mennesker i verden med to ansikter, tre bryster samt en rekke andre vanvittige ekstradeler. Denne filmen viser 15 av de mest spektakulære personene i verden med ekstra kroppsdeler:

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