Mote og klær kan være så mangt. Ofte ser vi moter som heldigvis forsvinner like fort som de kom. Disse klærne er veldig gode eksempler på at ikke alle klær er til for å brukes:
Dette er altså designede joggesko. De fleste vil nok tro du kommer rett fra en likvidering:
Den perfekte gaven til svigerfar?
Olabukse med det lille ekstra:
Denne tightsen kunne vært designet litt annerledes:
Når du egentlig ville gifte deg med en annen:
Merkelig navn på boxershorts:
Sier nei på denne vi. NEI!
Må jo være verste barnegenser noensinne??
Hæ? Bare hæ!
Tidenes verste badedrakt:
Ikke helt gjennomtenkt der altså:
Her har designeren fokusert på… ehh…ja:
Er det ingen som har fortalt henne at hun ligner på en pi…..?
I guess we can all feel the frustration when we wake up on a Monday and know that now it’s a whole week where you’re going to struggle through everyday chores. Then it might be okay to find comfort in the fact that there is always someone who is worse off. Like these:
1. When you’ve had joint sickness all weekend and thought you were healthy, but then:
2. When you are on your way to work monday morning experience this:
3. On the way to work to paint houses, but then this happens for no reason:
4. The first day of a new job happens:
5. You know it’s Monday when:
6. When the net hangs and you can not start the work:
7. Happy and good courage on the way to work:
8. When your job is to offer mobile toilet to anyone who wants to do away with it:
9. On the way to the kindergarten there:
10. How did he end up in this situation??:
11. When the window cleaner turns out to be annoyingly skilled in his job:
Vi kan vel alle føle på frustrasjonen når vi atter en gang våkner opp en mandag og vet at nå er det en hel uke hvor man skal slite seg gjennom dagligdagse gjøremål. Da kan det kanskje være greit å finne trøst i at det alltid er noen som har det verre. Slik som disse:
1. Når du har hatt omgangssyke hele helgen og trodde du var frisk, men så:
2. Når du på vei til jobben mandags morgen opplever dette:
3. På vei til jobben for å male hus, men så skjer dette helt uten grunn:
4. Første dag på ny jobb skjer dette:
5. Du vet det er mandag når:
6. Når nettet henger og du ikke får startet arbeidet:
7. Lykkelig og ved godt mot på vei til jobben:
8. Når jobben din er å tilby mobilt toalett til alle som vil gjøre fra seg:
9. På vei til barnehagen der altså:
10. Hvordan havnet han i denne situasjonen??:
11. Når vindus-vaskeren viser seg å være irriterende dyktig i jobben sin:
Most of us have probably been there; The exciting first date where you full of nerves hope that this can be the great love once and for all. For some reason, the body is usually a real asshole when you’re going on these dates. Most people probably recognize in one or more of these reactions from the body that do everything it can to ruin your date:
1. Instant diarè. You’re desperately chasing the nearest toilet!
2. Excessive nervous and especially foul-smelling sweating raids:
3. Fertility erection detected:
4. Extreme nausea. You notice that it’s a matter of seconds!
5. An allergic super-reaction that makes you look DEADLY!:
6. Sudden spasms that you have never experienced before:
7. OI, it’s suddenly that day of the month and you don’t bring anything! ALLRIGHT!
8. You just said hello. You think you’re dropping a silent one, but discover that it was a little more than that yes…:
After the couple had first been on a date, they agreed to go to his house to continue dating. It cost the man a severed penis after she had repeatedly asked for them to make eye contact while they slept together.
Was cursed: Woman who has now been arrested admits and has cut off man’s penis after he failed to make eye contact with her
“LOOK ME IN THE EYE THEN FOR FAAN”
The man who has now had his penis sewn again tells of a pleasant date until they initiated sexing. “She was fussing and fussing that I was going to look her in the eye while we were having sex and I tried the best I could”tells the man who now has to wait to have sex for 19 months. “When I couldn’t make proper eye contact, she screamed that I was going to look her in the eye several times before she started screaming ,”says the man. The man then still had an erection. “Yes I actually got a little when she cried, but it doesn’t really have anything to do with the case and dohe says
Retrieved knife and cut it off
After howling about eye contact, crying and a longer conversation about rare birds in central America, the lady ran into the kitchen and picked up a huge meat knife. “She came running with the knife at me and I have to admit that I got a little by it too, but it also has nothing to do with the case” he explains. The lady is then alleged to have jumped into the crotch of the still-erect penis and cut it off. As she cut off her penis, she sang a Michael Jackson song as she occasionally screamed “YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME IN THE EYE OF YOUR SON OF A BITCH.” The man passed out and woke up in the hospital where he noticed he had an ugly cough.
The woman has been arrested and is said to have already said that she regrets, but that the man should have looked her directly in the eye. The lady is willing to try a new date.
Etter at paret for første gang hadde vært på date ble de enige om å dra hjem til ham for å fortsette daten. Det kostet mannen en avkuttet penis etter at hun flere ganger hadde bedt om at de skulle ha øyekontakt mens de lå sammen.
Ble forbannet: Damen som nå er arrestert innrømmer og ha skjært av mannens penis etter at han ikke klarte å få øyekontakt med henne
“SE MEG I ØYNENE DA FOR FAAN”
Mannen som nå har fått påsydd penis igjen forteller om en hyggelig date frem til de iverksatte sexing. “Hun maste og maste om at jeg skulle se henne i øynene mens vi hadde sex og jeg prøvde så godt jeg kunne” forteller mannen som nå må vente med å ha sex i 19 måneder. “Da jeg ikke klarte å få skikkelig øyekontakt skrek hun at jeg skulle se henne i øynene flere ganger før hun begynte å hylgråte” sier mannen. Mannen hadde da fortsatt ereksjon. “Ja jeg ble faktisk litt kåt da hun gråt, men det har egentlig ikke noe med saken og gjøre” sier han
Hentet kniv og skjærte den av
Etter hyling om øyekontakt, gråting og en lenger samtale om sjeldne fugler i mellom-Amerika løp damen inn på kjøkkenet og hentet en enorm kjøttkniv. “Hun kom løpende med kniven mot meg og jeg må faktisk innrømme at jeg ble litt kåt av det også, men det har heller ikke noe med saken å gjøre” forklarer han. Damen skal deretter ha hoppet ned i skrittet til den fortsatt erigerte penisen og kuttet den av. Mens hun kuttet av penisen sang hun på en Michael Jackson-sang mens hun innimellom skrek “DU SKULLE SETT MEG I ØYNENE DIN JÆVEL“. Mannen besvimte og våknet på sykehuset der han merket at han hadde en stygg hoste.
Damen er arrestert og skal allerede ha sagt at hun angrer, men at mannen burde sett henne direkte i øynene. Damen er villig til å prøve en ny date.
Doctor and father raymond presserud has worked with howling women all their lives. Raymond is a father of earth and welcomes children several times a week. He has for many years suspected that women are greatly exaggerating birth pain to get more attention. “It is a typical psychological reaction that the mother is afraid that the child will get more attention and therefore pretend to have pain associated with the birth”, he says
No evidence that it is painful
The child who is also a trained doctor says that there is actually no single evidence that childbirth should provoke pain in the woman. “No nothing. It’s weird. The only indication that this is painful is the woman’s complaining. When we know how much women complain about everything else, it’s highly realistic to think that the complaining they’re fussing about childbirth is only female-whining and not actual pain.” says doctor
More women confirm
After talking to the doctor, eAvisa has contacted several women who have experienced childbirth. Many of them confirm what the doctor suggests; In fact, it’s not that painful to give birth. “It’s more of a thing we women exaggerate a little to make the man feel guilty or do more. I actually didn’t hurt at all, but because of a little howling and assumed anger during childbirth, my husband is still more helpful 1 year after giving birth” says a woman who wants to remain anonymous for obvious reasons
“It’s a shame women time and time again are exposed with exaggerating and manipulating, but we are by no means surprised”concludes the renowned doctor
A doctor is now taking a hard line in the vaccine debate. Many believe that vaccine should be vaccinated in children while some believe vaccine on children does not belong in this world. Doctor and vaccine expert Morten Nål Blodstad now tells us what is actually true.
This is the solution
The doctor explains that through many years of research, the fascination has been found. “Yes what we are seeing now from scientific research is that one should not vaccinate their child unless you want them to die”he says. He believes parents need to make a careful assessment before vaccinating their child. “Yes here it is important that parents think well about. If you want your child to get sick and die, you should not actually vaccinate the” he says firmly
Unemployed man disagrees
Although most doctors and scientists agree with the doctor, not everyone can be convinced. A man from Toten who is currently unemployed thinks vaccine is just nonsense. “There is nothing to suggest that one should vaccinate children”says the man who thus chooses to disregard decades of research and medical results. For the record, we mention that the unemployed man without education is also an expert on climate, immigration and religion
Livet for de fleste av oss er problemfritt. Vi går gjennom dagene med latter og smil og med kjærlighet og suksess. Dessverre er det ikke slik for alle. De er en gruppe i samfunnet samfunnet som kjemper en daglig kamp mot utfordringer og enorme problemer. Vi prater selvfølgelig om de venstrehendte. Her er bare noen av de vanvittige utfordringene venstrehendte må håndtere i samfunnet:
Når du tror at en forelesning ikke skal bli et problem, mens så:
Og så tror du at marerittet er over, men så:
Det er så slemt:
Når du har lyst på hermetikk, men er venstrehendt:
Ingen kommentar nødvendig:
Tastatur. Et av de verste produktene venstrehendte vet om
Skjønner du fortsatt ikke hvor grusomt det er å være på utsiden av samfunnet? Ta en titt på denne filmen. Hjerteskjærende:
A man from Fredrikstad smiles broadly during the day. He is repeatedly in the bathroom to look at his own penis in the mirror. The man who previously thought he had a small penis has cut away all his pubic hair. “NowI’m happy, now I have a big penis”says the man clearly pleased
Gained new confidence
The man who would like to remain anonymous is named Trond Børre Kållerud telling eAvisa that after cutting away all hair in the lower abdomen region he has gained new and significantly higher self-esteem. He will now make a profile on Tinder and live his life. “Yes, my God now there’s going to be a lot of fuck. It’s been almost 3 years since I didn’t have sex alone. says the man (Trond) while he smiles broadly and well
From small to large
Furthermore, the man tells that he has gone from and have small penis to now have giant-penis. “Yes, there was nothing more to it. 2-3 hours with the razor and I’m now well equipped down there. The vast majority know that girls are mostly looking for big penis and money so that’s why I’m happy now. This is going to be awesome.” he says
