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Single Laila (53 years) is sick of cuddling with truls cat. “I need cock” she says

Laila Dupp, 52, is unemployed and lives in the basement of her mother, who is about to turn 99. “I’m sitting here day in and day out and stroking this cat just trying to get away. I’m so sorry. laila says in this candid interview with eAvisa’s cohabitation journalist

Need a
man
Laila has been single for 12 years and is now beginning to notice that the need for a man with a joyful spoon is constant. “That’s all I’m thinking about. A man with a big meat stick is in my mind almost daily” she says while grabbing a bite of a chrome cake that has been lying around since Christmas. “Imake very good chromium cakes and they have durability until well into July”she says

Is open mostly
Laila points out that she’s not picky. “He can be thin, fat, weird or sociopath as long as the equipment is in order”says Laila who hopes that standing up in the eAvisa will give her a number of suitors who knock on the door and then knock on her. “Yes may call me vulgar and harry, but I need a stick in the tunnel or stick in the rose bed if you know what I mean”laila smiles as she winks at eAvisa’s dispatcher

We end the interview for fear of being molested by Laila. Truls the cat also tries to run away, but Laila manages to grab him and starts cuddling him. Truls looks horrified.

18 sick selfies that should NEVER have been taken.

The vast majority of us take a few selfies up to several times a week. Some, on the other hand, like these, should never have been near a phone:

1. Happy and happy at funeral:

13 Personas que se tomaron una selfie en el momento menos indicado

2. When you thought there were two in the picture, but then suddenly you find out that it was 3:

Spider Photo-Bombs A Selfie

3. When the dog really wants to get in, but you’re really busy:

Even This Dog Is Sick Of Her Selfies

4. Mom’s big boy:

Mama's Big Boy

5. Yes, it was a flash shot there….

Probably The Best Photobomb Of All Time

6. When you should REALLY clean the shower before posting picture:

You Could Have Left Something In The Shower

7. Uff then, here was a little more in the picture than one had needed:

So Happy With My New Hair

8. When the little brother wants to be in the picture:

Little Brother Fail

9. The size has no meaning say they….

This Sneaky Shadow

10. When mirror image…. yes you see:

Mirror Reflection

11th No a. Cut it out. Stop it!

Just A Quick Selfie Before I Start My Day

12. Selfie with a virtuous touch:

Went To Take A Selfie With The Dogs And...

13. Selfie with grandma:

Selfie With Grandma

14. When your daughter drowns in the bath, but you are busy:

Bae Caught Me Slippin'

15. Make sure mom looks great little friend:

Make Mommy Look Sexy, Sweetie

16. We’re pregnant-selfie:

Watch: Brad Paisley curates fans' worst selfies for 'Selfie...

17th Yes yes, it can happen to anyone:

11 Reasons Why You Should Check the Background – Page 3 ...

18. Photo of two VERY good girlfriends:

Check surroundings selfie |

18 syke selfies som ALDRI skulle vært tatt.

De aller fleste av oss tar noen selfies opp til flere ganger i uken. Noen derimot, slik som disse, skulle aldri vært i nærheten av en telefon:

1. Glad og fornøyd i begravelse:

13 Personas que se tomaron una selfie en el momento menos indicado

2. Når du trodde det var to på bildet, men så finner man plutselig ut at det var 3:

Spider Photo-Bombs A Selfie

3. Når bikkja virkelig vil inn, men du er skikkelig opptatt:

Even This Dog Is Sick Of Her Selfies

4. Mamma`s store gutt:

Mama's Big Boy

5. Ja, det ble jo et blinkskudd det….

Probably The Best Photobomb Of All Time

6. Når du VIRKELIG skulle ryddet i dusjen før du la ut bilde:

You Could Have Left Something In The Shower

7. Uff da, her ble det litt mer på bildet enn man hadde trengt:

So Happy With My New Hair

8. Når lillebror vil være med på bilde:

Little Brother Fail

9. Størrelsen har ingen betydning sier de….

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16 girls who REALLY should have checked the background before posting selfies

Could you make these mistakes?

Selfies have become a common thing for most people. Sometimes, however, it may seem that you do not always check the background of the photos you post. Here are some good examples of just that:

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Unfortunate Spelling

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Relatert bilde

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16 jenter som VIRKELIG skulle sjekket bakgrunnen før de la ut selfies

Kunne du gjort disse tabbene?

Selfies har blitt en vanlig greie for de aller fleste. Noen ganger derimot kan det virke som man ikke alltid sjekker bakgrunnen på bildene man legger ut. Dette er noen gode eksempler på nettopp det. Det er med andre ord et godt råd og ta en ekstra kikk på bildene før du kaster de ut på det store internettet.

1. Little Brother Fail

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Unfortunate Spelling

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Bilderesultat for funny selfie background

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Relatert bilde

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The world’s most DISGUSTING and NASTY family photos. This is bad

How can they take such pictures?

A family photo should usually be a pleasant and somewhat formal contribution to having a memory for life. These, on the other hand, create family portraits that should never really be made!

1. Why… just WHY!!

Bilderesultat for worst family pic

2. Top mood:

Worst Family Holiday Photo Search

3. All right!

Bilderesultat for worst family

4. Beautiful…

Bilderesultat for worst family

5. Here there is at least a good story behind:

Bilderesultat for worst family

6. Poor kid…

Bilderesultat for worst family

7. Kos…

Bilderesultat for worst family pic

8. What do we call mom and her daughters did you say?

Bilderesultat for worst family

9. Don’t mess with this family. Then they’ll shoot you in the face!

Relatert bilde

10th No. Just no!

Some Funny Family Photos – not taken by us |

11th Nodaåyy

13 Family Portraits Taken At The Worst Time | Page 9 of 10

12th Here things happen yes…

Bilderesultat for weird family pictures wtf

13th Just disgusting….

Bad Family Photos: 13 More Crazy Kin Pics (With images) | Awkward ...

14. All right and great:

Funny Picture Gallery - Complete FAIL! - Picture and Portrait Fail ...

 

Verdens mest MOTBYDELIGE og EKLE familiebilder. Dette er ille

Hvordan kan de ta slik bilder?

Et familiebilde skal som regel være et hyggelig og litt formelt bidrag til å ha et minne for livet. Disse derimot lager familieportrett som virkelig aldri skulle være laget!

1. Hvorfor… bare HVORFOR!!

Bilderesultat for worst family pic

2. Topp stemning:

Worst Family Holiday Photo Search

3. Greit!

Bilderesultat for worst family

4. Vakkert…

Bilderesultat for worst family

5. Her er det i alle fall en god historie bak:

Bilderesultat for worst family

6. Stakkars unge…

Bilderesultat for worst family

7. Kos…

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This is what newborn animals look like. Maybe the sweetest and weirdest movie you’ll ever see

We all agree that newborn babies couldn’t be sweeter. Where they lie completely innocent and completely defenseless, there is something soothing, almost therapeutic over it.

But have you ever seen a newborn elephant baby or a 2-minute-old cobra snake? Here’s what we think might be the cutest movie of all time:

Slik ser nyfødte dyr ut. Kanskje den søteste og rareste filmen du noen gang vil se

Vi er alle enige om at nyfødte babyer ikke kunne vært søtere. Der de ligger totalt uskyldige og fullstendig forsvarsløse gjør at det er noe beroligende, nærmest terapeutisk over det.

Men har du noen gang sett en nyfødt elefantbaby eller en 2 minutter gammel cobra-slange? Her er det vi mener kanskje er tidenes søteste film:

LATEST: Odd-Vidar (age 56) races. Airlines messed with baggage. Had to fly home in women’s clothes. Whistleblower lawsuits

It was anything but a pleasant trip back from Copenhagen for director Odd-Vidar Vom this week. Odd-Vidar had been at a necessary meeting in the Danish capital and expected to bring his own luggage to the hotel

Had changed suitcase
Odd-Vidar travelled lightly and was wearing only a white trouser and a white t-shirt when he arrived in Copenhagen. On the way into the hotel he had a little accident. “Yes I had to spend so much time in the bathroom that I pee little squid all the time on the way up in the hess before I got to my hotel room”says Odd-Vidar. With a urine-filled white trousers, it was only to throw away his pants when he arrived at the hotel. Then he discovered to his great horror that the suitcase he had brought was not his, but a seemingly older lady who obviously wore pink as his favorite color.

Cancelled all meetings
and went home
Odd-Vidar refused to go to business meetings in pink and therefore cancelled all meetings and booked flights home immediately. In the absence of other options, Odd-Vidar had to dress up in the foreign woman’s pink outfit all the way home to Oslo. “I know it might look like this is my fault, but I can’t find myself in that. I’m going to report the airline for everything they have. the pink director on his way out of the arrivals hall at Gardermoen.

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