Shudder and horror…
Some are clearly much dumber than others! That’s just the way it is!
21 photos taken just seconds before someone DIED
1. Big fool!
2. Don’t do it at home!
3. Who’s the stupidest?
4. We wouldn’t have sat there to put it that way!
5. Good reason to NEVER sit at the back of the quad bike!
6. Then you’re crazy!
7. Men!
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BREAKING NEWS: Man hospitalized in psychiatric after fighting 1 mosquitoes all night
HAMAR: A man in his 40s has been put in a straitjacket at a psychiatric clinic on Monday morning after failing to sleep a single minute a night. The reason is that the man all night has tried to kill a mosquito without success
Crying and beating himself
Police Chief Bastian of kronglevåg police district tells eAvisa that the man is perceived as extremely unstable. “We had to pick up the man in his home in the morning hours today. He screamed and cried about each other. The man screamed at the mosquito that had been bothering him throughout the night. “It seems that the man thinks that the mosquito is after him” says the chief of police
Seeing more cases
Doctor and mosquito expert Sofie Bommelom says they are seeing a growing trend in which adult males lose their temper due to mosquitoes. “Yes in the summer we see that we constantly get into men who “have clicked” after fighting against mosquitoes. We see that men who have had mosquitoes lashing in their ear for a whole night often go into what we call a “mosquito psychosis” she says
The Norwegian Mosquito Association says in a text message that mosquitoes are not as annoying as everyone should have it. “The mosquito is a misunderstood animal. It has feelings on the same level as us men” says federation leader Erik Myggen Stikk
Leif wishes his cat would enjoy more. “I should have bought a dog” says Leif
“He doesn’t see me” says Leif!
For many years, Leif has dreamed of acquiring a cat with whom he could share joys and sorrows.”I thought a cat was both cuddly and the kettle I, but they’re not. Not at all” he says
Met the cat outside, didn’t even greet
Leif says he has many examples that his cat is not a pleasant one, but highlights especially one episode; “I came home from work and met my cat right outside the house here, but that work greeted or made any sign that it loved me. In fact, it just moved on.” says Leif. The dream of teaching the cat to sit and roll around has given up completely. “Yesit simply doesn’t seem interested whatsoever”he says
Trying to cuddle him: Leif for no response when he tries to cuddle with his cat. “It almost seems like he’s being sings by my touch” says Leif sorely.
But food he’s going to have!
As Leif goes on to tell us, he becomes more and more annoyed. “The cat named “Fido” is not interested in giving anything by itself. The only time he can appear loving is when he should have food. I think he’s just pretending to love me to get food.” says the now more easily irritated Leif while looking away at “Fido”. ” It’s really a really arrogant shitcat”he says suddenly. The cat does not react.
Leif says he never thought about euthanizing the cat. “No, at least not on purpose,” he concludes.
BREAKING NEWS: Dyslexics jumped to his death with a flat screen on his back!
“Unnecessary” says ski jumping boss
It was On Thursday afternoon that the Norwegian Dyslexia Association would experience the enormous sense of freedom of parachuting. “Everyonewas very excited, but here we dedicated the tasks completely wrong”says the jumpleader. The task of packing new parachutes was given to Truls-Martin, who is perhaps Norway’s greatest dyslexic. This resulted in several dyslexics jumping straight to death with a flat screen on their backs.
Excuse!
Truls-Martin, on the other hand, didn’t have time to jump. He had gone back to Elkjøp to buy more flat screens when several of the dyslexics would also parachute. “Yes it’s just to apologize, but I find that this is ultimately not my fault and it’s almost Christmas”says Truls-Martin.
But didn’t you realize you couldn’t jump with flat screens then?
“I relate to what I read and on the note it said flat screen” insists Truls-Martin
Flat-screen jumpers: It didn’t work out for these flat-screen jumpers who jumped straight to the death with two brand new flat screens on their backs. Both flat screens had 3 Hdmi outputs and were purchased on offer.
Get a good note on the flat screens
Odd-Inge-Martin Hoppstad at Elkjøp says they have agreed to take all 13 flat screens in return. “Yes, but they can’t get their money back. They get a voucher they can spend on all goods except offer goods and goods we sell a lot of” he says. He thinks the Norwegian Dyslexia Association is a few idiots who didn’t realize something was wrong when they attached large flat screens on their backs and jumped outside. “Yes this is going to be too stupid. Condolences anyway” he concludes
SISTE NYTT: Dyslektiker hoppet i døden med flatskjerm på ryggen!
“Unødvendig” sier hoppsjefen
Det var torsdag ettermiddag at Norges Dysleksi-forbund skulle oppleve den enorme frihetsfølelsen det er å hoppe i fallskjerm. “Alle var særdeles spente, men her dedikerte vi oppgavene helt feil” forteller hoppelederen. Oppgaven med å pakke nye fallskjermer ble nemlig gitt til Truls-Martin som kanskje er Norges største dyslektiker. Dette resulterte i at flere dyslektikere hoppet rett i døden med en flatskjerm på ryggen.
Unnskyld!
Truls-Martin på sin side rakk ikke å hoppe. Han hadde nemlig reist tilbake på Elkjøp for å kjøpe flere flatskjermer da flere av dyslektikerne også ville hoppe i fallskjerm. “Ja det er bare å beklage, men jeg opplever jo at dette til syvende og sist ikke er min feil og det er jo snart jul” sier Truls-Martin. Men skjønte du ikke at man ikke kunne hoppe med flatskjermer da? “Jeg forholder meg til hva jeg leste og på lappen stod det flatskjerm” insisterer Truls-Martin
Flatskjermhoppere: Det fungerte heller dårlig for disse flatskjerm-hopperne som hoppet rett i døden med to splitter nye flatskjermer på ryggen. Begge flatskjermene hadde 3 Hdmi-utganger og var kjøpt på tilbud.
Får tilgodelapp på flatskjermene
Odd-Inge-Martin Hoppstad hos Elkjøp sier de under tvil har akseptert å ta samtlige 13 flatskjermer i retur. “Ja, men de får ikke pengene tilbake. De får en tilgodelapp de kan bruke på alle varer bortsett fra tilbudsvarer og varer vi selger mye av” sier han. Han synes Norges Dysleksi-forbund er noen idioter som ikke skjønte at noe var feil da de festet store flatskjermer på ryggen og hoppet utenfor. “Ja dette blir for dumt. Kondolerer allikevel” avslutter han
The ultimate test for single girls. What do you see in these pictures?
What do you see here?
Are you a single girl and all you can see in these pictures is a man-stick? Then you should get a girlfriend soon!
1. A sweet potato:
2. A thumb!
3. A TREE!
4. Just a starfish!
5. A normal nice picture!
6. A man:
7TH NO! This is not a girl with a giant penis:
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Den ultimate testen for single jenter. Hva ser du på disse bildene?
Hva ser du her?
Er du singel jente og alt du klarer å se på disse bildene er mannekjepp? Da bør du få deg kjæreste snart!
1. En søtpotet:
2. En tommel!
3. ET TRE!
4. Bare en sjøstjerne!
5. Et vanlig hyggelig bilde!
6. En mann:
7. NEI! Dette er ikke en jente med kjempelang penis:
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13 perverse sandcastles you can make on the beach to shock!
Sun, summer and beach castles
Sandcastles are nice pastimes on the beach if you get bored a little. Most people make castles or cute characters, but there are far more exciting sandcastles you can build to draw up the mood a little:
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15 rednecks that fixed the car all on its own
Car repair shop is nonsense
If you get damage to the car or are so unlucky and crash you can quickly encounter very high workshop bills. Does it have to be so? No, mostly you can fix yourself. Here’s the evidence that auto repair shop is just nonsense. Fix your car yourself in minutes. Simple and not least free:
Shattered lantern, here’s how to fix it:
That’s how yes:
A Coke can fixes most things:
A new lock has never been more affordable:
Do not hang say:
Nailet it:
Gaffa tape fixes EVERYTHING:
Take a car here and a car there and it’ll be great:
Safety first:
Samma it well. Wheels are wheels:
Genius:
Cup holder rednecks-style:
Can not drive without mirror say:
Fixed:
It’s okay to lock the door properly:
15 rednecks som fikset bilen helt på egenhånd
Bilverksted er bare tull
Får du skader på bilen eller er så uheldig og å kræsje kan du raskt møte på svært høye verkstedsregninger. Må det være slik? Neida, stort sett det meste kan du fikse selv. Her er bevisene på at bilverksted bare er tull. Fiks bilen din selv på få minutter. Enkelt og ikke minst gratis:
