“Yes this is true” says researcher

The State Center for Interpersonal Relations is known for researching and analyzing very specific topics. Read all their studies here. This week they have researched men snoring as well as the likelihood of annoyed girlfriends cutting across the man’s throat to avoid hearing more snoring.

9 out of 10 women have rated it
In the comprehensive research report, it emerges that 9 out of 10 Norwegian women have considered various violent acts as a result of the man’s snoring. “Yes we discovered that the vast majority of women have either considered stabbing the man in the throat or in more extreme cases cutting off the head completely”says researcher Jan Juss Jessen who led the research. He thinks Norwegian men live dangerously. “Yes it’s probably only a matter of time before we see an increase in throat injuries in men snoring”he says

Common throughout Norway: This is a very common sight in many Norwegian homes where the man snores. Now scientists on the internet believe that it is only a matter of time before a wave of murder frame men snoring

Anonymous women agree
A woman who has been sleeping next to what she describes as a drooling snoring hell confirms that she has repeatedly stood next to her husband with the knife in her hand. “Several times there has been only talk of coincidences that have made me not mutilate my husband while he lies there and breks like an annoyingly injured sheep” she says. She is reasonably sure that one day in the near future she will stick the knife into her irritating man’s throat. “Yes that’s enough,”she says annoyedly.

Snoring your husband? Then maybe you know this is true?

A woman who weekly is in conflict at work, in the store or with friends who will not be friends with her anymore thinks she is an honest son. “Ijust say it like I am,”she says. Now it turns out that the woman is neither honest nor just saying it as it is. The woman is neither more nor less a really bad person

Lacking self-awareness
The woman who completely lacks self-awareness tells eAvisa that everyone knows her as a person who “an honest person who is not afraid to speak up”. This is not true. eAvisa has spoken to everyone in the woman’s immediate circle and everyone agrees that the woman is just a bitch. “A conflict maker, someone who always argues with someone or someone you don’t want to share a night watch with” are the most common phrases about the woman

Everyone else is stupid.
The woman herself is keen to tell about anyone who is stupid or naughty. “At work, there are more people who shouldn’t be there, but I’m telling you. I’ll tell you what it is. Calling a shovel a shovel” says the woman with an aggressive attitude. “Now you have to sharpen up, I’m not fucking aggressive,”the woman screams, telling her to report to the EAvisa for silly news. “You are the worst news site in the world,”she says, adding; “Yes I’m just saying it like I am, get out.”

There are communal holidays in Norway and the vast majority of us traverse in the mountains, drive around gudbrandsdalen or pretend to thrive in tents while it rains. However, a man in his 50s is locked up with a number of family members at a cottage in Lom and sees no other solution to the situation than drinking alcohol throughout the day

Sleeping and drinking
The man who has 3 children of his own and 3 stepchildren with his new girlfriend has since arrived 4 days ago mostly been the little breeze. “Yes I wouldn’t have managed these days without the alcohol. That way, the alcohol is my very best friend this holiday” he says while mixing a drink.” 50/50 Gin and Martini”smiling family father. He tells eAvisa that his solution to surviving a family holiday is to drink as much alcohol as possible and sleep as much as possible

Starting early in the morning
The man who works daily on fish pudding tells him that he starts the day with a drink before getting up. “Yes it has to be, then I can manage the breakfast where it’s mostly bickering and screaming”he says. Further out through the day, the children argue, the boyfriend cries a little and in the middle of it all calling the man’s former ex-wife and telling him she hates him. “Yes yes, this is how the day goes”concludes the good breezes man