Big penis can be challenging!
In recent research, it turns out that as many as 9 out of 10 girls prefer men with very large penises. That’s how it’s okay to keep your gear in order if you want a girlfriend. The problem is just that it’s not just positive with giant stick. On the contrary, there are a number of major challenges that come with having a giant stick:
1. When you are going to the bathroom, the big stick always falls into the water:
![If it's not touching the bowl, it's touching the water. Public toilets? I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/12/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-19271-1494617933-8.png?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
2. You can never just run pee behind a tree. You need to take off your entire pants to bring out the elephant tube:
![Unbuckle the belt, unbutton the pants, pull down.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-23791-1494857807-2.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
3. You can never wear shorts without the sabelt tiger screaming to let out:
!["Why must you suffocate me, heathen?!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-25542-1494858879-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
4. Impossible to conduct a conversation with a girl. For them, you’re just a wandering sex stick:
![Yes, that is my penis. Thank you for watching.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-29305-1494865265-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
5. Sex-bustle. You’ll never be at peace.
![Or, if you're a back sleeper, maybe it's the full-sized blanket tent your penis just erected.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/18/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-21029-1494886139-6.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
6. Regular boxers are nonsense. You need better equipment to take care of Gigantor:
![Boxers are too loose, briefs are too tight (not to mention they can stretch into uselessness), and the waist-to-crotch ratio has to be just right. Compression shorts and pouch underwear are usually the way to go.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-19311-1494865579-7.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
7. It is impossible to take push-ups without knocking your penis sledgehammer to the ground:
![I guess it really is like a third leg, huh?](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-30664-1494868245-6.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
8. Running is very difficult without you stumbling into your women’s dream stick:
![Thankful for the mesh, but even that doesn't always hold it in.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-23844-1494873868-11.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
9. You can’t hug or dance with anyone unless they think you have an erection:
![Or your half-chub or, under the worst of circumstances, your hard-on.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-15677-1494878875-2.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
10. You often scare away girls you want to get to know better:
![The consequences are painful and sudden.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-18313-1494881953-9.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
11. And number 2 hygge is always completely out of the question:
![Unless, of course, you found that unicorn who loves a big dick in the butt.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/15/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-20859-1494884946-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
12. But: Ultimately, you are very proud of it and drag lots of ladies because of your log penis:
![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/16/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-10729-1494945582-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)