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NEW RESEARCH: Here are the 9 best ways you can hedge against infection by the Corona virus
There is complete panic in both Norway and the rest of the world. Almost daily we hear about Norwegians who are infected with the Corona virus and last week a 44-year-old man coughed in Gjøvik. To secure you against Corona, several of eAvisa’s health journalists have been working for many days to find the best solutions to avoid infection
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Mouthpieces made of oranges should be a good way to avoid infection. There are no recorded cases of infection in people who have used orange mouthpieces
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Cover up with plastic. Solid plastic all over the body keeps the infection at a distance. Requires some work, but it’s worth
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Large plastic bottles on the head work guaranteed. Also looks right and cool. It’s going to be a bonus.
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The combination of mouthbands and tie is a sure winner. Says himself:
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Freshwater helmet with fish is perhaps the best recipe. Goldfish won’t get infected by Corona, so you won’t be sure either. That’s how we hope it helped!
NY FORSKNING: Her er de 9 beste måtene du kan sikre deg mot smitte av Corona-viruset
Det er full panikk i både Norge og resten av verden. Nærmest daglig hører vi om nordmenn som er smittet av Corona-viruset og sist uke hostet en mann på 44 år i Gjøvik. For å sikre deg deg mot Corona har flere av eAvisa`s helse-journalister jobbet i mange dager for å finne de beste løsningene for å unngå smitte
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Munnbind laget av appelsiner skal være en god måte å unngå smitte på. Det er ingen registrerte smitte-tilfeller hos mennesker som har brukt appelsin-munnbind
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Dekk deg til med plast. Heldekkende plast over hele kroppen holder smitten på avstand. Krever litt arbeid, men det er det verdt
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Store plastflasker på hodet fungerer garantert. Ser også mteriktig og kult ut. Det blir jo en bonus
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Kombinasjonen munnbind og bind er en sikker vinner. Sier seg selv:
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Ferskvanns-hjelm med fisker er kanskje den beste oppskriften. Gullfisker blir ikke smittet av Corona så da blir ikke du det heller sikkert. Sånn, da håper vi det hjalp!
Here’s the store that’s sure to make your sex life more exciting
There is no doubt that we humans are concerned about a good sex life. Of course, it was just going to be missing. Sex is one of our primary needs and there are as many interests, fetishes and preferences in sex as there are people.
Most of us have a very natural relationship with sex toys. In fact, this is becoming more and more accepted and Norwegians are actually trading more and more adult toys for each passing year. Although most people know about dildos, there are extremely many options to find if you take a look in a serious online store that offers sex toys in Norway. We stopped by the sex toy shop Sensuelt.com which has over 3000 different items in its range. In other words, there should be something here for the vast majority of interests.
Sometimes a strap-on with vibrator can refresh your sex life a little bit. This probably satisfies the vast majority of requirements. Strap-on can be easily ordered at Sensual here
As we navigate around at Sensuelt, it strikes us that this online store has very much we didn’t know we wanted. There is simply no doubt that we can significantly improve our sex life by bringing some goods to the checkout in this store. For example, did you know that you can order this:
This is an exact copy of the (more or less) famous actress Kimmy Granger who surely a good portion of the men out there recognize from her computer. This product is called “Kimmy Granger Rebel Fleshlight Girls” and can also be ordered at Sensual here
A popular product at erotic online stores is lubricant. This is without a doubt an aid that helps many. We found a large range of lubricant at Sensual. Prices were also surprisingly good. Here there is simply a lot of help for little money.
Another product we found a plentiful selection of was penis extenders. This is also an aid that can be worth every millimeter (Literally). A penis pump permanently increases the size of the penis.
This is one of many penis extenders we found in the online store. This one has the catchy name “Strict Leather Stallion Guard”. Penis extenders can be purchased here for just over 500 note at Sensual
As mentioned, the selection is large. Here you will find everything from “regular” sex toys and sexy underwear to the slightly more exciting items such as sex furniture(!), sex swings as well as a selection of different board games that should help excite the mood for you and your partner. In other words, it is much exciting for both her, he and not least for couples
Sensuelt.com has a large selection of a variety of goods. In addition to toys, they also have a separate underwear department. Here you find something for everyone. You can see the store’s range of underwear here
When ordering our selected goods we began to worry about what this would look like when we picked up the package at the post office. Although most people buy these goods, it’s still not something you want to advertise in capital letters when you’re out among people. We were therefore reassured when we saw that all goods from Sensual are shipped in packaging that shows absolutely nothing. Or as they themselves write: “All packages are shipped in discreet packaging without logo”
Good luck with the action and not least; Good sex life.
Her er butikken som garantert vil gjøre sexlivet ditt mer spennende
Det er ingen tvil om at vi mennesker er opptatt av et godt sexliv. Det skulle selvfølgelig bare mangle. Sex er et av våre primærbehov og det finnes like mange interesser, fetisjer og preferanser innen sex som det finnes mennesker.
De fleste av oss har et veldig naturlig forhold til sexleketøy. Faktisk så blir dette mer og mer akseptert og nordmenn handler faktisk mer og mer voksenleker for hvert år som går. Selv om de fleste kjenner til dildoer er det ekstremt mange alternativer man finner om man tar en titt i en seriøs nettbutikk som tilbyr sexleketøy i Norge. Vi tok turen innom sexleketøybutikken Sensuelt.com som har over 3000 forskjellige varer i sitt sortimentet. Her bør det med andre ord finnes noe for de aller fleste interesser.
Noen ganger hender det at en strap-on med vibrator kan friske opp sexlivet litt. Da tilfredsstiller nok denne de aller fleste krav. Strap-on kan du enkelt bestille hos Sensuelt her
Etterhvert som vi navigerer oss rundt hos Sensuelt slår det oss at denne nettbutikken har veldig mye vi ikke visste vi ville ha. Det er rett og slett ingen tvil om at vi kan forbedre sexlivet vårt betraktelig ved å ta med oss noen varer til kassen i denne butikken. Visste du for eksempel at du kan bestille denne:
Dette er en eksakt kopi av den (mer eller mindre) kjente skuespilleren Kimmy Granger som sikkert en god del av mennene der ute kjenner igjen fra datamaskinen sin. Dette produktet heter “Kimmy Granger Rebel Fleshlight Girls” og kan også bestilles hos Sensuelt her
Et populært produkt hos erotiske nettbutikker er glidemiddel. Dette er uten tvil et hjelpemiddel som hjelper mange. Vi fant et stort utvalg av glidemiddel hos Sensuelt. Prisene var også overraskende gode. Her er det rett og slett mye hjelp for lite penger.
Et annet produkt vi fant et rikelig utvalg av, var penisforlengere. Dette er også et hjelpemiddel som kan være verdt hver millimeter (Bokstavelig sagt). En penispumpe øker nemlig størrelsen på penis permanent.
Dette er èn av mange penisforlengere vi fant i nettbutikken. Denne har det fengende navnet “Strict Leather Stallion Guard”. Penisforlengere fås kjøpt her til rett over 500-lappen hos Sensuelt
Som nevnt er utvalget stort. Her finner du alt i fra “vanlig” sexleketøy og sexy undertøy til de litt mer spennende varene som sexmøbler(!), sexhusker samt et utvalg av forskjellige brettspill som skal bidra til å pirre opp stemningen for deg og din partner. Det er med andre ord mye spennende for både henne, han og ikke minst for par
Sensuelt.com har et stort utvalg av en rekke varer. I tillegg til sexleketøy for voksne har de også en egen avdeling for undertøy. Her finnen man noe for enhver smak. Du kan se butikkens utvalg av undertøy her
Ved bestilling av våre utvalgte varer begynte vi å bekymre oss for hvordan dette ville se ut når vi hentet pakken på postkontoret. Selv om de fleste kjøper disse varene er det allikevel ikke noe du ønsker å annonsere med store bokstaver når du er ute blant folk. Vi ble derfor beroliget når vi så at alle varer fra Sensuelt blir sendt i forpakninger som viser absolutt ingenting. Eller som de selv skriver: “Alle pakker sendes i diskré forpakninger uten logo”
Lykke til med handlingen og ikke minst; Godt sexliv.
The parents of little Amalie received only 3 likes on first-school day mail. “It’s painful” says mother
We’re says Amalie’s mother
Tormod Bøtte Hansen and Solveig Kanne Hansen from Bærum have had a rough start to the autumn. Their daughter Amalie Kopp Hansen had her first day of school on Monday and her parents couldn’t be prouder. With a great retouched photo, parents were hoping for a real likes party when they posted a first-school day post on Facebook. But no!
Ruined a little of the day
Amalie’s mother says she quickly realized there wouldn’t be as many likes as expected. “No I got it quickly. You always see the trend for the first 3-5 minutes and at this record there was only one likes and it was from someone I don’t even know who is.” says the mother. She doesn’t understand how such a picture doesn’t get any more likes. “I think there could be a boycott. A boycott of our lovely family. It’s sad, disgusting and bloody that people have seen the mail without liking. Last year, my girlfriend got over 250 likes when her daughter had the first day of school and she’s not even cute” says the mother who is now clearly annoyed
Considering moving
The father agrees with his mother. He has seen other poorer records that have received over 200 likes at the same time. It is a big part of the first day of school that parents experience heaps of likes. “This is not how it should be. We’re in pain and we’re considering changing schools.” he says firmly. Now he has convened a class meeting where all parents will meet so that they can aligning records and tagging each other in the future so that everyone as much as possible is likeed when posting pictures of their children in the future. “Yes a happy class has happy parents and we parents will be happy when we get lots of likes. It’s actually proven. it’s pure logic” quits the frustrated mother of Amalie
Do you agree that it’s a sad start to school when parents almost don’t get likes?
BREAKING NEWS: Large travel companion with color blind is stuck in Spain. Thought Spain was green
A travelling companion from the National Association for color blinds is stuck in Spain after they flew to Madrid this Wednesday against the government’s recommendation. All of the travelling companions were convinced that Spain was green. Now they must stay in Spain until the government changes the country from red to green. “There was an incredibly good atmosphere on the plane down, but now it looks rather black,” says the travel manager
Many angry color blind
There is great frustration among the colorblind. “Thenew system of colour doesn’t work for those of us who are colour blind,” says a woman who was colourblind after an accident in which she accidentally swallowed over 13 kilograms of ants last summer. “I don’t know what to do. This was supposed to be a nice trip to Spain, but now we’re standing here looking out over a blood-red sea and have no idea what to do.” she says
The Prime Minister replies
The government, on the other hand, responds that they don’t care about the colorblind. “The colorblind take a lot of energy from society, but give nothing back. That’s not how we’re supposed to have it.” Prime Minister Erna Solberg told eAvisa. She’s not colorblind and she’s happy about it. “Yes, being colorblind is the worst thing that is. I don’t treat my worst enemy, Siv Jensen, at all.” she exits
SISTE NYTT: Stort reisefølge med fargeblinde står fast i Spania. Trodde Spania var grønt
Et reisefølge fra Landsforeningen for fargeblinde står fast i Spania etter at de mot regjeringens anbefaling fløy til Madrid denne onsdagen. Samtlige av reisefølge var overbeviste om at Spania var grønt. Nå må de bli i Spania frem til regjeringen endrer landet fra rødt til grønt. “Det var utrolig god stemning på flyet nedover, men nå ser det heller svart ut” sier reiselederen
Mange sinte fargeblinde
Det er stor frustrasjon blant de fargeblinde. “Det nye systemet med farger fungerer jo ikke for oss som er fargeblinde” sier en kvinne som ble fargeblind etter en ulykke der hun ved et uhell svelget over 13 kilo maur siste sommer. “Jeg vet ikke hva jeg skal gjøre. Dette skulle bli en hyggelig tur til Spania, men nå står vi her da og ser ut over et blodrødt hav og ikke aner hva vi skal gjøre” sier hun
Statsministeren svarer
Regjeringen på sin side svarer at de blåser i de fargeblinde. “De fargeblinde tar masse energi fra samfunnet, men gir ingenting tilbake. Slik skal vi ikke ha det” sier statsminister Erna Solberg til eAvisa. Hun er ikke fargeblind og er lykkelig for det. “Ja heldigvis, å være fargeblind er det verste som er. Det unner jeg ikke min verste fiende Siv Jensen overhodet” avslutter hun
BREAKING NEWS: The government is changing Sweden to brown. Denmark turns pink
As a final strategy in the government’s fight against the Corona virus, you are now changing colors of countries that do not want Norwegians to travel to. The latest changes are now that a number of countries are turning brown and that almost no country except 12 turns pink. “An important part of the fight against infection”, says Bent Betzen Baltazar of the Norwegian Centre for Widespread Infection
Sweden turns brown
one of the countries that changes colour is Sweden. “We change Sweden to brown which means that you can travel to some parts of the country, but not by bus produced after the Corona pandemic became critical. critically we mean over 2% of the population who have or have not been infected or who suspect that they themselves or family outside the nearest circle have COPD” says in the government’s briefing
Colorblind breeds
Not everyone thinks the new colour system of government is appropriate. “For those of us who are colorblind, this is dramatic. We can risk going to countries that are red because we thought they were yellow or brown.” Spokesman for the Norwegian Colour Blind Association Roar Gulstad told eAvisa. He’s simply cursed. “Yes that’s right. I’m angry. It’s time for the government to start paying attention to us colorblind. We are people we too” he mills
RIGHT NOW: Over 30,000 gathered in Oslo to demonstrate against students who violate infection control rules
More than 30,000 Norwegians are gathered closely to say that enough is enough. “Now it’s enough, no one’s going to be allowed to break the rules of infection protection without us taking a strong stance and marking that it’s not okay” says one of the thousands of protesters who have gathered around the Storting in Oslo
People can die
The protesters agree that when students meet in large crowds to demonstrate, they put people’s lives at risk. “Hello! We are in the middle of a pandemic where people all over the universe die.” says a significant influencer with over 100 followers on Instagram. She’s not alone in speaking out. Over 30,000 people agree with her and they are furious at people who violate infection control rules. “Hello, people can die yaknow, it’s so tragic indeed”screams another influencer with soon over 200 followers
The police can’t stand it.
Oslo Police District tells eAvisa’s demonstration journalist that they can’t care anymore. “People break infection control rules all the time, it’s impossible for us to follow this up,”says the police officer who admits he’s really tired of all the restrictions himself and thinks this is going smoothly. “Yes, yes, this will work out, stop nagging”he smiles
eAvisa follows the demonstration that goes peacefully with the exception of a couple of stabbing incidents and a shootout inside the lobby of the Storting. In addition, there are many who have been shot in the head, but otherwise it goes quietly
